"The first round of the UEFA Champions League group stage has ended. Thanks to Suker's hat trick, AC Milan secured a home victory!"
"In this match, Milan affirmed Suker's powerful firepower. Five goals in two games—his performance is impeccable!"
"However, Milan still has an issue to address: Oliveira."
"Ricardo Oliveira had decent performances in Brazil and La Liga, but in these two games with Milan, he's shown signs of not adapting. If they don't want that €14 million transfer to go to waste, Ancelotti must resolve this issue!"
"Still, AC Milan's performance in this match was excellent. Congratulations to Milan! We look forward to even better games from them!"
The first round of the Champions League group stage has concluded.
With wins in both the league and the Champions League, Milan has had a strong start to the season.
This has kept team morale relatively high.
One key factor in both matches was the explosive performance of Suker.
After losing Shevchenko, Milan fans now have a new reason to hope.
Suker's performance in the center-forward position was dazzling.
Five goals across league and Champions League play in just two matches—many fans are even wondering why they didn't give Suker the central offensive role sooner.
Still, it's not too late.
Especially after Shevchenko's departure, Suker has successfully stabilized Milan's attacking firepower.
After this game, Suker once again became the center of attention in Milan and across Europe.
"Five goals in two games—Croatian striker shows unparalleled attacking prowess!"
"Super Suker! Milan's firepower is fierce!"
"Unrivaled finishing—Milan's hidden gem revealed!"
"Milan's striker problem solved. Shevchenko out—Croatian warhead in!"
"Impeccable performance—Suker and Kaká usher Milan into a new era!"
The media is now focusing heavily on Suker and Kaká.
Suker's performance is no flash in the pan.
From his time at Dinamo Zagreb, Suker was already dazzling. His growth has outpaced everyone's expectations.
And now, after Milan suffered several major setbacks, he has taken on the crucial role of their main attacking threat.
With performances and stats like this, it's no wonder Milan fans adore him.
Any club whose player performed like this would have fans acting the same way.
At Milan's training base – Post-match meeting.
Ancelotti stood in front, delivering his critique.
"Despite winning, there were still a lot of issues."
"Defensively, we're not committed enough. I understand this season has had a lot of changes in both the lineup and tactics, but you all need to adapt quickly. And offensively—"
He glanced at Oliveira.
"Pass the ball when it needs to be passed. Don't blindly dribble. Opportunities are earned—don't test my patience."
For a normally nice guy like Ancelotti to speak this harshly, Oliveira must be a special case.
Suker turned to look at Oliveira.
The guy had his head down, lost in thought.
Wanting to score is fine, having a strong desire to perform is fine.
But only after fulfilling your fundamental responsibilities.
When Suker first joined Milan, he didn't dare shoot or dribble randomly. He earned his tactical status by doing his job well, step by step.
You can't become great overnight.
Besides, Milan's tactical framework is like a giant pie—can Oliveira really handle his share?
Suker's transfer fee was €30 million, and even he kept a low profile when he first arrived.
And you're here thinking you can do whatever you want for €14 million?
Suker could only give him two words:
"Suicidal move!"
"That's it for the post-match meeting." Ancelotti turned to Maldini, "Maldini, stay back for an interview."
Outside Milan's locker room.
A young man with a buzz cut and a slightly baggy Milan No. 3 jersey stood quietly.
His name was Zhang Kai, from a faraway land in the East.
Hailing from northeast China, Zhang Kai had been obsessed with football since childhood.
He remembered his parents making him learn to play the electric keyboard, but he had zero interest in those black and white keys.
Every break, he'd run out with a ball, kicking it crazily against walls.
He didn't just love playing football—he loved watching it, too.
Zhang Kai became a journalist for the China division of Serie A thanks to three iconic sports commentators.
Zhang Huidé, Zhang Lu, and Song Shixiong—known as the "Missionaries of Serie A" in China.
Zhang Huidé, in particular, would occasionally report scores in Italian mid-broadcast, and crack jokes while educating fans on Italian geography and culture.
His Italian pronunciation had a humorous mix of rolled R's and retroflex sounds that made it both funny and charming.
Because of this influence, Zhang Kai chose to study at a foreign language university, majoring in Italian.
It brought him closer to his dream of Serie A and his beloved AC Milan.
After graduation, he turned down his parents' offer of a secure government job and became a Serie A journalist.
In the heyday of print media, Zhang Kai was confident he was a well-known reporter.
This time, thanks to his excellent Italian skills, he was chosen to be the designated reporter for the "Serie A trip."
He would be interviewing the legendary Maldini.
The very same childhood hero he had cheered for in front of the TV countless times was now about to stand right in front of him.
Along with other stars like Inzaghi, Gattuso, Pirlo, Nesta, Kaká, and Suker...
Zhang Kai adjusted his clothes and asked:
"Do I look okay?"
He wanted to present the best version of himself in front of his idols.
The photographer gave a thumbs up.
Zhang Kai let out a long breath, placing a hand over his chest to calm his nerves.
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop—
The sound of cleats on the floor echoed.
Zhang Kai instantly tensed up.
He knew the Milan players had finished their post-match meeting.
He was about to see the idols he had admired for years.
Zhang Kai turned his head.
Soon, from around the corner, a group of Milan players appeared.
Maldini led the group.
His long hair framed a solemn, handsome face, and he exuded a natural leadership aura.
Behind him were Inzaghi, Gattuso, Nesta...
At the back were Kaká and Suker.
Maldini walked up to Zhang Kai.
"Where are we doing the interview?"
Zhang Kai, nervous, did his best to stay calm and pointed to the other side.
"Over there! We're all set up."
Maldini nodded.
Just as they were about to leave, Zhang Kai heard someone behind him say:
"Jiayou!" (Keep it up!)
Zhang Kai instinctively replied: "Thank you."
Then he froze—and spun around in shock.
What the hell?!
That was Chinese!
Who said it?
Someone on Milan knows Chinese?
Zhang Kai scanned the players walking into the locker room.
None of them were looking his way.
"What are you doing?" the photographer urged. "Maldini's waiting."
"Oh, oh!" Zhang Kai nodded repeatedly, then asked, "Did... did you hear someone speak Chinese just now?"
"Huh?" the photographer blinked. "You must have misheard."
Zhang Kai scratched his head.
"Maybe I did..."
Inside the Milan locker room.
Suker was changing his shirt as he asked:
"I'm shooting an underwear ad tomorrow. Any of you got experience? What should I prepare?"
"Underwear ad?" Inzaghi raised an eyebrow with a wicked smile.
"You should prepare a razor."
Suker blinked. "Why a razor? I don't have a beard!"
He was already 20, but only had faint peach fuzz.
"Not for your face," Nesta said, glancing downward—"down there."
Suker froze, then jumped up.
"You're kidding me?!"
"Shaving down there's good for hygiene too," Gattuso added. "I do it all the time."
Pirlo suddenly stopped, then grabbed his head and dry-heaved.
"I just imagined something really gross."
Suker also turned away.
"Ugh!"
That night, back home.
Suker saw Gisele Bündchen already preparing gear for the shoot.
He approached curiously and saw a bunch of makeup and clothes—several big boxes full.
"You have to bring all this yourself?" Suker asked.
Gisele replied, "I don't like their makeup, so I always bring my own. As for the underwear, we have to try several to find the best fit."
She closed the boxes and went to the sofa, taking out a small square package with a mischievous smile.
"A gift!"
Suker opened it.
Inside lay a razor.
Gisele grinned: "Want me to do it for you?"
Suker: "...I'll do it myself."
Though he was reluctant...
Since he's getting paid, sacrifices had to be made.