The HR Manager of the Apocalypse

“You’ve been selected as the Interim HR Manager for Earth’s Post-Apocalyptic Transition. Congratulations. Your benefits package includes pain immunity and unlimited sick leave (non-refundable).”



When Earth is absorbed by a cosmic conglomerate that manages apocalypses like corporate mergers, the only human hired into the bureaucracy is Ethan Graves, a mild-mannered HR professional who just wanted a quiet retirement.



Armed with a System that upgrades his HR tools into terrifyingly efficient weapons of bureaucracy, Ethan now has to oversee demon generals, time-traveling auditors, interdimensional interns, and literal gods who keep violating company policy.



HR meetings have never been deadlier.



This is a story of sarcastic memos, explosive workplace conflict, performance reviews that can kill, and one overworked man holding the apocalypse together with forms in triplicate.



He doesn’t fight with swords. He fights with policies.