Thane Arthur Cook was just trying to put himself out there.
One cringy date, one long drive, and a catastrophically bad sense of timing later—he’s face-to-face with something out of a horror movie. And that’s before the world ends.
Earth gets cannibalized by the System—cities ripped from the ground, people frozen mid-motion—and fed to a savage, game-like world where monsters roam and nobles rule like tyrants, free to exploit humanity however they see fit.
Most people were placed carefully. Thane wasn’t. He was dropped like a meteor, flattened something ancient, and unknowingly jump-started a problem buried for millennia.
Thane is chosen as the test subject for a brand-new magic. Instructions not included. Armed with a blunt object and clad in magic spandex, Thane must find a way to survive—and maybe break the System along the way.
Gifted with never before seen momentum magic, watched by forces beyond comprehension, and armed only with a blunt object, and magic spandex Thane must find a way to survive the system—and maybe break it along the way.