Chapter 10: The Professional Daughter’s Workspace: A Masterclass in Weaponized Leisure

The internet held its collective breath, awaiting Sophia Sterling's first "Mama's Girl" brand collab. Instead, Day 1 delivered paparazzi shots of her sandwiched between her parents outside *Le Bernardin*, her father feeding her lobster bisque like a baby bird. Day 2? *Career Spotlight*'s second live broadcast—a tour of Sophia's "office," which broke 100K viewers before the opening credits. 

**Workspace #1: The Sleep Sanctum** 

The cameras pushed into a bedroom worthy of Marie Antoinette's sugar crash dreams: a blush velvet canopy bed, walls papered in rare *Sailor Moon* cels, and a chandelier dripping Swarovski crystals. 

"This," Sophia announced, flopping onto the duvet, "is Mission Control." 

**Live Chat:** 

[HER JOB DESCRIPTION: *EXISTING HORIZONTALLY*] 

[I've never related to a trust fund baby more.] 

Alexander materialized with a tray of macarons. "Recovery from Hollywood's *trauma* requires 14-hour sleep cycles. It's science!" 

**Workspace #2: The Closet of Condescension** 

The walk-in was less "closet" and more "boutique that mugged Paris Fashion Week." Racks groaned under unworn Chanel, while glass cases displayed heels sharp enough to stab capitalism. 

Sophia yawned, pointing at a feathered Schiaparelli gown. "Burn that. It's giving taxidermy chicken." 

Alexander swooped in. "We donate to staff first! Maria's daughter took the Dior saddle bag to prom." 

**Live Chat:** 

[TELL MARIA'S DAUGHTER I'M JEALOUS] 

[SOPHIA'S CLOSET HAS BETTER HVAC THAN MY APARTMENT] 

**Workspace #3: The Vault of Vanity** 

A biometric-secured room glittered like a dragon's hoard. Sophia pawed through emerald necklaces and a tiara rumored to have bankrupted a small nation. 

"This Cartier snake bracelet?" She tossed it to a cameraman. "Yours. It's *basic.*" 

The crew member fainted. 

**Live Chat:** 

[I WILL LITERALLY NAME MY FIRSTBORN "SOPHIA" FOR THAT TIARA] 

[THIS ISN'T A CAREER IT'S A HEIST MOVIE] 

**Workspace #4: The Cringe Cinema** 

Alexander dimmed the home theater's lights, queuing a supercut of Sophia's most *legendary* acting fails: 

- Her "sexy" spy role, delivered with the allure of a concussed mannequin 

- The rom-com kiss where her co-star visibly recoiled 

- The Shakespearean soliloquy that spawned a thousand TikTok roasts 

"Magnificent!" Alexander sobbed into a monogrammed hanky. "My girl's… *unique* artistry!" 

Sophia buried her face in a Hermès pillow. "Dad, this is a war crime." 

**Live Chat:** 

[ALEXANDER STERLING FOR PRESIDENT] 

[I'D WATCH HIM REACT TO PAINT DRYING] 

**The Aftermath: A Dynasty Redefined** 

By broadcast's end: 

- #SterlingFamilyValues trended in 82 countries 

- Sophia's Instagram gained 2M followers (mostly Gen Z and bored housewives) 

- Change.org petition "Let Alexander Adopt Us All" hit 500K signatures 

Isabella Montgomery's parallel stream flatlined, her "exclusive set tour" upstaged by footage of Alexander ugly-crying over Sophia's botched pirouette in *Swan Lake: The Musical*. 

As the Sterlings toasted with Dom Pérignon in their rooftop garden, Sophia's phone buzzed—a DM from the Met Gala's chair: 

*"Darling, we need you and Dad next year. Theme: 'Nepotism: The Musical.'"* 

Sophia smirked, tossing her phone into the koi pond. 

The villainess hadn't just rewritten the script—she'd burned it, danced on its ashes, and monetized the TikTok footage. 

Checkmate, indeed.