—Hazel—
"Ma! Don't say that, please!" I was already laughing, head tilted back on the bed, phone propped up on a pillow while my video call with Mabel and Mom echoed through the room.
"Oh, please," Mabel rolled her eyes on screen. "You know if I ever catch that man outside, it's on sight."
Ma shook her head, smiling but clearly over our chaos. "Mabel, this mouth of yours! You won't get a husband with this behavior."
"Oh please, who told you I'm looking for husband?" Mabel shot back dramatically. "Men are the prize? No ma'am. I am the buffet."
I choked on my laugh.
"Mabel!" I gasped, clutching my pillow.
Ma narrowed her eyes at the screen. "Keep talking like that and I'll call your mother. Nonsense buffet."
"Tell her," I added, laughing harder. "She's been out of control lately."
"Excuse you," Mabel huffed. "Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you get to act like you're above me now."