Fate: Contracted, Not Committed

When Chaldea accidentally recruits a homeless cynic as their last surviving Master, they get more than they bargained for. Jack isn’t a hero. He’s not even a mage. But he is lazy enough to cheat.



Armed with common sense and a complete lack of shame, he tears through the Holy Grail War’s ‘rules’ like they’re wet tissue paper. Why train when you can outsource magic to a Demi-Servant? Why fight when you can bribe, blackmail, or just leave? And why play along with Chaldea’s doomsday speeches when half their problems could be solved with a nap and a snack?



Fate/Grand Order, but only if the protagonist had survival instincts.