"The Goddess of Envy Moved Into My Room (And Started Ranking My Wives!)"

Chapter 3: "The Goddess of Envy Moved Into My Room (And Started Ranking My Wives!)"

Volume 5: The Forbidden Queen Wants Me (But So Does My Entire Harem)

Section 1: The Green-Eyed Arrival

Kai woke up to the soft, melodic hum of celestial birds and the scent of lavender-pomegranate incense... and then he realized he was spooning three different goddesses and one suspiciously clingy plant vine.

"You're drooling on my wing again," Elyssaria mumbled.

"That's not drool," Moona said, unwrapping herself from Kai's waist. "That's betrayal juice."

Before he could even argue, Yui's voice beeped inside his skull:

> [WARNING: Forbidden Bride #2 Approaching – Identity: Goddess of Envy] [ERROR: Emotional Stability Decreasing]

A swirling emerald portal opened in the air above the divine harem quarters. Lightning sparked, hearts burst into rose thorns, and a figure stepped out, wrapped in shimmering envy-green robes, with eyes that looked like they could kill and cuddle in the same blink.

"Greetings, Glitched Groom," she said, curtsying mockingly. "I am Velrisa, Envy Incarnate."

Kai blinked. "Let me guess... another forbidden glitch-bound wife?"

She smiled. "No, darling. I'm your ranking officer."

Section 2: Harem Rankings? That's a Death Wish

"Ranking?!"

All the goddesses in the room simultaneously turned toward Velrisa like feral cats discovering a rival scent.

"By divine law of the Forbidden Court," Velrisa declared, pulling out a scroll that glowed green and glitched at the edges, "any candidate bonded by forbidden prophecy may initiate a Harem Evaluation Ritual to determine standings."

Elyssaria's halo sparked. "No one evaluates my love life but me."

Velrisa raised a brow. "Are you sure? Because according to my divine scans, you're running second place."

Malvexa exploded. Literally. The bed incinerated in lava-fueled fury.

"SECOND?! TO WHOM?!"

"Venmira," Velrisa answered smoothly.

Moona began chewing on her hair vines in rage.

Kai screamed, "CAN WE NOT GAMIFY MY MARRIAGE?!"

Velrisa pulled out a glittering board titled: Harem Harmony Heat Index™ and began ranking:

1. Venmira (Forbidden Queen Bonus)

2. Elyssaria (First Wife Legacy Points)

3. Malvexa (Flame Affection Multiplier)

4. Moona (Wildcard Emotional Sync)

5. Caelith (Points deducted for musical interruptions)

Caelith: "That's not fair! I sang in D-flat only ONCE!"

Yui chimed in:

> [Compiling Real-Time Emotional Metrics… Loading New Rankings]

Kai collapsed. "I need coffee. Or a lobotomy."

Section 3: Forbidden Spell of Absolute Affection

Trying to escape the chaos, Kai retreated to the System Meditation Room, a quiet glitched space filled with floating hearts and metaphysical data streams.

There, the Forbidden Codex hovered—his glitch-granted spellbook that occasionally tried to seduce him.

It whispered, You want peace? There's a spell for that…

> [NEW GLITCH UNLOCKED: Spell of Absolute Affection (WARNING: Use will cause uncontrollable romantic overflow)]

Kai, in desperation, cast it.

The entire divine palace was suddenly flooded with glittering pheromones of love.

Yui beeped frantically:

> [ALL WIVES IN FLIRTATION OVERDRIVE MODE]

Moona tackled him first.

"Let's pollinate, Kai!"

Malvexa burned her own clothes off by accident.

Elyssaria tried to baptize him with holy wine.

Velrisa? She just watched. And smirked. "Oh, this will be a very productive ranking season."

Kai wept into a pillow. "Why does peace smell like arousal?!"

Section 4: Midnight Meeting with the Envy Queen

That night, as the system cooled and goddesses went into cooldown cuddle mode, Velrisa entered Kai's quarters.

She didn't seduce. Didn't fight. Just sat beside him.

"You're overwhelmed."

"I'm being emotionally attacked by affection."

She chuckled. "I didn't come to break you. I came to test you. If you can't handle me, you'll never survive what's coming."

"What is coming?"

Velrisa's expression darkened. "Bride #3. The Goddess of Silence. And she doesn't speak. She just destroys."

Kai's eye twitched. "...Perfect."

Velrisa leaned close. "But until then… try to win your harem's trust back. You're at the bottom of your own rankings."

Kai fainted for the third time that day.

Section 5: End-of-Chapter Glitchstorm

> [SYSTEM NOTICE: Forbidden Harem Protocol Update] Next Bride Arrival ETA: 3 Chapters Emotional Rank Points: -37 Forbidden Love Threshold: 91% Kai's Emotional Stability: ERROR

Venmira, whispering in his dream: "You haven't even seen my full ranking strategy yet, darling."

Velrisa, hovering in his subconscious: "Let the envy consume you, husband."

Elyssaria, caressing his forehead: "You're still mine. But you have to fight for us."

Kai, snoring and drooling: "I just wanted to kiss ONE goddess and eat cake…"

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END OF CHAPTER 3 – Volume 5

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