Ragnar Vhagar, Demon King and reluctant HR manager, stood with his arms crossed, watching the controlled chaos in his newly designated
"Performance Evaluation Arena," which was just the Mess Hall with more bloodstains.
His recent shopping spree had netted him four new, high-end subordinates.
They looked impressive, but in his old life, he'd bought plenty of games with cool box art that turned out to be buggy, unplayable garbage.
He needed to see if his investment was going to pay off, or if he'd just bought himself four new, expensive headaches.
"Alright, first up, Living Mail!" Ragnar announced.
"Your opponent is the Ghoul. Try not to get any dents in the new merchandise."
The empty suit of black plate armor, animated by a silent, bound spirit, clanked forward.
It drew a heavy broadsword with a smooth, mechanical motion.