Chapter 218: Hu Tao: Then I’ll Have to Move My Ancestors’ Graves!

Hu Tao was raised by the Geo Archon himself.

From the Geo Archon's perspective, Hu Tao was basically a princess of Liyue.

Such a status couldn't be more distinguished.

But Hu Tao herself just thought Zhongli was an immortal—

She never imagined he was actually the Geo Archon.

She didn't even know that, in all of Liyue, she had the strongest background!

If she found out, she'd probably get even more smug.

Her sales pitches would become even more shameless.

She might even use the Archon's name for promotions:

"Endorsed personally by the Geo Archon!"

Or maybe, "Geo Archon now renamed the King of the Underworld."

It was exactly the kind of thing Hu Tao would do.

Anyone familiar with her knew what she was like.

But now wasn't the time for those thoughts.

By now, Zhongli's vessel had already descended—

And he was issuing decrees.

"In my time meditating, I have detected a new paradise."

"A crisis approaches Teyvat."

"Tianquan Ningguang, from this day forth, you will accompany me to another world to build a new home."

"Ganyu, you will take over Ningguang's duties."

"And take with you all who are willing to go."

"I will send you all over myself."

...

Zhongli wasn't hiding anymore.

He laid all his cards on the table.

In front of everyone in Liyue, he announced the coming crisis for Teyvat—

And that he'd found a new home.

First, he would take Ningguang with him.

The merchants below, who had just been wondering how to make a fortune, were completely dumbfounded by this announcement.

What?

A crisis is about to befall Teyvat?

Liyue has to build a new home?

The entire venue erupted in chaos.

No one had expected the Geo Archon to make such an announcement.

Even foreign visitors were utterly confused.

Zhongli went on to list all the things Liyue needed to do next—

And gave out the orders for the future.

After everything, he finally said:

"Next, I will discuss matters with the other gods."

"That's all for today."

With that, Zhongli's form soared into the sky and vanished.

Keqing let out a sigh after hearing the Archon's decree.

But she didn't say anything—

Instead, she stepped forward to maintain order.

Everyone had been stunned by the news.

That only made things more chaotic on the scene.

"What? What? Teyvat is doomed?"

Hu Tao's eyes went wide.

What had she just heard?

"That's right."

"Teyvat really is in trouble."

Zhongli agreed wholeheartedly.

Yes, Teyvat was facing real problems.

"That won't do!"

"I need to dig up my grandpa's ashes."

"If we're moving, I've got to bring the ancestors too."

"Zhongli, let's get ready!"

"You're an immortal—surely you have some magical container for ashes?"

"Something big enough to pack up all of Wuwang Hill at once."

Hu Tao was getting anxious.

If they were moving, she had to move her ancestors' graves too.

No way she was leaving them behind—otherwise, where would she go for tomb-sweeping?

You really couldn't say Hu Tao's priorities were like anyone else's.

Takumi couldn't help but laugh when he heard Hu Tao's words.

"Here, use this."

"Takumi made this spatial bracelet."

"You can fit a lot inside."

Hearing this, Zhongli felt a bit helpless—

But he handed it over to Hu Tao anyway.

If she wanted it, she could have it.

He still had another one.

As soon as she got it, Hu Tao's eyes lit up.

"Zhongli, how could you have something this good and not bring it out sooner?"

"Alright, I'm off to work!"

"March 7th, Lumine, Xing, I won't be entertaining you now!"

"See you!"

Since it was true, Hu Tao hurried off to get started—

And in a flash, she was gone.

"You just spoil her."

Takumi looked at Zhongli, speechless.

Zhongli sighed at Takumi's words.

"I'm not good at handling this child."

"It's all over now."

"What are you planning to do next?"

"Are you staying to meet the other gods?"

Zhongli still had a meeting scheduled with the other gods that night.

Takumi shook his head.

"No."

"I've done all the sightseeing I wanted."

"I'm heading home."

"March 7th, do you all want to visit my world for a bit?"

"Then I'll go to yours with you."

Takumi had no plans to linger any longer.

He'd take March 7th and the others with him—

And later, when it was time to visit the Honkai Star Rail world, they could all go together. Miori Shiba could just teleport him there.

Takumi had almost forgotten about that—what a waste of a thousand points!

He couldn't help feeling a little regretful.

How long would he have to check in to make that up?

Since things were settled, Zhongli said no more.

March 7th's eyes lit up at Takumi's invitation.

"Let's go!"

"Of course I want to!"

"Last time, I didn't get to see much!"

March 7th agreed right away.

Last time, she'd attended a banquet in Takumi's world—

But hadn't really explored.

She was super curious about magic and everything else there.

Now she finally had the chance.

Lumine was curious too—

Takumi's world, huh? Might as well go check it out.

"Alright!"

"Let's go, then."

With that, Takumi promptly sent them all into imaginary space.

Once that was done, Takumi glanced at Keqing.

"Just send Ningguang and the others over to me later."

"I'm off."

Zhongli nodded.

"Alright!"

They made the arrangements, and then Takumi vanished from the spot—

Leaving Zhongli alone.

He took one last look at the chaos below.

Then turned and left.

Next, it was time to summon the immortals—

And send them over, too.

As long as he stayed here, Teyvat would be fine for now.

With those thoughts, Zhongli left with the crowd.

He knew the announcements today would cause an uproar—

And before long, the other gods would probably be on their way.

Leaving Yujing Terrace, a breeze swept by, and Zhongli looked up—

Then muttered a few words under his breath before heading off to Liyue's finest restaurant.

...

Takumi returned to his own world—

And released March 7th.

Right now, only Liliya was home, watching TV.

Hearing the noise, Liliya came out.

"Huh? Already here?"

Just then, Paimon exclaimed in surprise.