The Door And The Drama

Rey was just starting to doze off on the couch — Beans curled on his chest, a blanket over his legs, soft classical music playing — when the front door exploded off its hinges with a crash.

"REYYYYYY!"

A gust of wind. A flying boot. A bird somewhere in the neighborhood screamed.

And then, through the smoke and shattered wood, walked Luca — Rey's older brother, 6'4", in an expensive trench coat, sunglasses indoors, and the emotional subtlety of a bazooka.

He marched in like the living embodiment of a mafia opera, dramatic as hell, straight across the room… and plopped onto the couch next to Rey.

Then pouted. Visibly. Loudly.

"You don't answer your phone," he said, tossing his designer coat over a lamp. "I thought you were dead. Or worse—bored."

Rey blinked. "You broke my front door."

Beans yawned. Didn't move. Luca threw his hands up.

"I panicked. You disappear, stop calling, leave the family group chat — and no one hears from you for six months? You're lucky I didn't bring the whole crew."

Rey just stared. "I'm literally sick. I told you that."

"Yes," Luca said dramatically, flopping backward into the cushions. "And that's exactly why I'm here. To take care of you. I brought soup. And three bodyguards."

"WHAT."

A knock at the door frame (there is no longer a door). A man in a black suit peeks in, holding a thermos and a potted plant.

Rey groaned and covered his face.

Luca pouted deeper. "Reyyy. Don't make me feel unwanted. I'm fragile."

The genie floated by with a mouthful of popcorn. "Who's the walking melodrama?"

Rey: "My brother."

Genie: "...Makes sense."