BloodyDiarrhea

A mage from distant lands. Hated by the world, she carries its secrets to the lands of the immortal, the demonic and the divine, while being harassed by a certain Dark Lord.

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Author's note:

I got bored so, I made this.

My grammar isn't the best, plus I'm starting to suspect both my breaking keyboard and failing autocorrect is scheming against me, so sorry about that.

I made this while drawing inspiration from my half-baked knowledge of different stuff I've read as well as a story I wrote in secret back in high school (that I never showed anyone, or finished). I wanted to include as many different things as I possibly could when i started writing this stuff which is probably why it is such a mess (especially the names. I wanted to use names from different places in the world, but it got confusing.)

I don't want to offend anyone or make any statements on anything in my writing. It is mostly just for self-amusement.

That being said, if you like it then good for you. 
And if you don't, then why are you still here? Shoo! Go! Get out of here!

Anyways, enjoy! Oh look! My note is longer than the synopsis! Lets make it longer! Oh look, a butterfly! Whee! Byeeeee!

Journey Of New Beginnings

Not long after arriving at Walpurgis, the principal dropped us off at our assigned rooms in the Walpurgisnacht colosseum, before he dragged the mad professor off somewhere. Each competitor was assigned their own private room right down the hall from the entrance to the arena. It was rather spacious compared to our dorm rooms at the academy. It has its own bedroom, bathroom, kitchen and living room.

I was about to eat lunch when suddenly I heard a knock at the door. I went to see who it was, but as soon as I opened the door, I saw a hand grabbing my face which pulled me out of the room.

"Arg! Ye be joining the merry crew of non-other than the great captain Sun himself! Hardy Har Har!"

It was none other than the mad professor himself who had gone full pirate.

"Now, me crew of brats is finally complete! Now, let's set sail, on these windy sea's! Adventure awaits! Hardy Har Har!" He said, as I could see Kenji and Aiko dressed like pirates while wearing an enchanted piece of cloth over their mouths

I have no idea how he did it, but my clothes were soon replaced with the same pirate themed clothes as a cloth covered my mouth and muffled my voice. He dragged me out of the colosseum by my face as Kenji and Aiko just followed along.

"Arg! It be not a cloud in the skies and-!" He suddenly dropped me on the ground.

I was about to escape back to my room when I suddenly saw the giant floating ship heading towards the city. I was wondering who could possibly own such a giant and lavishly decorated aerial ship when I heard the mad professor yell.

"ENEMY DEAD AHEAD! ALL MEN TO BATTLE STATIONS!" He yelled as he teleported us out of town, before pulling out the principal's aerial ship and told us to get on.

"SET SAIL!" He screamed, as he put on a mask and tied us to the deck of the ship before flying off into the sky.

After the mad professor flew into the air we were shaken back and forth in every direction as the aerial craft was moving at ridiculous speeds while dodging the projectiles of the luxurious giant ship. I could barely tell what was going on as my vision was getting blurred from the passing scenery and flashing lights. I could make out the sounds of explosions in the distance as I was attempting to keep myself from vomiting.

For a moment there I swear I even saw the mad professor dancing with his Christmas persona. Then out of nowhere…

There was another shift in direction as I could feel us speeding up before hearing a loud crash and my vision went completely dark.

Chapter 72: The Adventures Of Captain Sun! Part 2