BloodyDiarrhea

A mage from distant lands. Hated by the world, she carries its secrets to the lands of the immortal, the demonic and the divine, while being harassed by a certain Dark Lord.

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Author's note:

I got bored so, I made this.

My grammar isn't the best, plus I'm starting to suspect both my breaking keyboard and failing autocorrect is scheming against me, so sorry about that.

I made this while drawing inspiration from my half-baked knowledge of different stuff I've read as well as a story I wrote in secret back in high school (that I never showed anyone, or finished). I wanted to include as many different things as I possibly could when i started writing this stuff which is probably why it is such a mess (especially the names. I wanted to use names from different places in the world, but it got confusing.)

I don't want to offend anyone or make any statements on anything in my writing. It is mostly just for self-amusement.

That being said, if you like it then good for you. 
And if you don't, then why are you still here? Shoo! Go! Get out of here!

Anyways, enjoy! Oh look! My note is longer than the synopsis! Lets make it longer! Oh look, a butterfly! Whee! Byeeeee!

Journey Of New Beginnings

When I woke up, it was morning. I was in a rather lavish room inside a large soft bed. At the side of my bed, I could spot a pink-haired girl sleeping. Before I knew it, I was brushing a strand of hair away from her face, accidentally waking her up. We looked into each other's eyes and then…

"CHRISTMAS IS OVER SLOWPOKE! TIME TO GO BACK TO SUMMER CAMP!"

My weird master came in to ruin the mood.

"W-What! He is still injured!" Sakura spoke as the boss grabbed me by the leg and dragged me out of bed, banging my head on the floor in the process.

"You're spoiling him to much Wabbit-in-law! As his mother and master I know what's best for my children! And a quick trip to demonland the happiest place after death is just what my boy needs to cheer up after getting his ass handed to him by a dead old man!" The boss said as she pulled out some blue chalk to draw a portal to her 'camp'.

"No, butts, ass or booty for you mister 'I can't kill an old man'! I won't let you tap any sort of ass until you change that name of yours boy! Especially not of the rabbit variety either you hear me! Now into the naughty corner dimension with you until you've reflected on what you did wrong!" She said as she flung me through the portal.

"Oh! And tell your brother not to go near the red-light district! You probably know why! Toodles!" And that was the last I heard from her before she closed the portal.

Chapter 147: No Furry Butt For You Young Man!