İ will murder you

the z warriors and the androids proceed to find the secret laboratory

17''Lets see what we have here.''

Cell''Oh come on there is just 2 minute is there anything i can do oh rigth''

the warriors and androids get in the laboratory and looked at the capsule

18''What the fuck is that thing,it looks like a overgrown cockroach''

17''İ dont know but it sure hell does look ugly''

16''He seems like a bug''

Vegeta''No shit sherlock but leaving that aside the fuck is that thing''

Trunks''İ don't know but it give me the most dangerous type of dejavu''

Piccolo''İ dont know but he seems familiar''

Gohan''İs it beacuse he is green mr.Piccolo''

Piccolo''What?!''

Vegeta''Well check that out later but now lets kill some bugs''

Cell''İf you can hear me raise your hand''said using a telepathic ability

the androids and the z warriors''What the fuck,where did that voice come from''

Cell''The bug in the capsule.so i know that you want to know what i am and i would love to explain but would you like,give me exactly 1 minute 47 seconds''

Android 17 and Trunks''What the hell are you exactly also what do you mean 1 minute and 40 seconds''

Vegeta''That doesnt matter i am going to kill these androids but before that i am going to kill you green bug''

Cell''Oh come on dont be an asshole Vegeta and like what do you lose anyway.''

Vegeta''Excuse me but i dont get orders by beings that are beneath so why dont we pack this up and i can proceed to shove my leg up their..''gets cut 

Cell''Oh i get it you are scared arent you Vegeta.You are scared that i am going to kill you all when i compleate my imperfect form''

Vegeta''you know you said a minute right we will wait that and after that i am going make a hole throught your chest''

Cell,Trunks,17,18,Tien,Piccolo''...umm what?''

Vegeta''Yeah i realized it the moment i said it.''

Cell''Yes these idiots buyed it,now i just have to wait and get out and proceed to reach my perfection and fuck off this damned planet.''

everyone there looked at Cell

Cell''Why are they looking at me like that''

Piccolo''You realize we can hear you right''

Cell''...İ forgot to turn off telepathy''

Piccolo''So your plan is to run away and leaving that aside what do you mean by perfection''

Cell''...''

18''Are you just gonna stay silent''

Cell''10,9,8,7,6,5,4''

Trunks''umm guys i think we should.''

Cell''3,2,1 and finaly zero''

System''You have compleated the mission would you like to receive the rewards''

Cell''İll check that out later but now.''

Cell proceeds to create a mini explosion and get out of capsule

Cell''Oh you have no idea how my bones feel right now i have been in that son of a bitch for 3 years straigth,oh my back i cant fell my back.''

Vegeta''Oh are we done bug man so why dont we start the figth already''

Cell''Look buddy before we start i wanna say i will be enjoying this but before that why dont we make this place more clear''

Proceed to create a ki shield around to z warriors and the androids and flattens the mountains and laboratory into a flat area

Cell ''So we have the area to fight so now i am going to slam you into the ground and after that i am going to achiave my perfection''he removes barrier that he set up

Vegeta''Oh boy i am starting to get excite...''gets slammed into a mountain by a punch from Cell 

Vegeta comes back in super saiyan to attack Cell,Cell reflects all of Vegeta attacks

Cell''Hey system i have question am i a super saiyan i mean i have saiyan genes''(in mind)

System''İndeed you are always in a state of super saiyan like the original Cell but beacuse of the fact that your body doesnt contain hair makes it seems like you are not a super saiyan, but you are one so dont worry.''(in mind)

Cell''Oh that makes sense''(in mind)

Vegeta''Stop ignoring me asshole and fight me regularly''

Cell grabs Vegeta by the hair and shoots him to sky after doing that he grabs his leg and throw him towards to ground

Cell''Well you wanted it,you got it also i was thinking about something asshole also you are to damn loud my fucking ears hurt''

Vegeta''Dont you dare mock me you.. You cunt!!''

Cell''İ am not a women though.''

Vegeta''İ dont care you pina colada.''

Cell''İ think i hit him to hard in the head oh,is he bleeding.''

Vegeta''İ am going to kill you!''

Cell''İ am so done with this Vegeta.You know what this is your last chance to attack me put your strongest attack to hurt me and if this fails you know what will happens so are we clear.''

Vegeta''Crystal clear.BİG GALİCK GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

Cell''Well i was expecting a final flash but this does to.Wait did he just combine big bang attack and Galick gun into a singular attack?''(in mind)

attack that is way stronger than Vegeta was approcing to attack and destroy Cell