I'll start and be more serious and actually use this title.

Chapter 6: Meeting her.

M: "Huh"

The vendor once again talks making M paused "Wow What a cute couple you are, Do you wanna buy some ice cream?" 

M back away bumping into something, M startled looked Behind seeing a familiar? Woman so beautiful She's on par With Rinna beauty. "Such a cute couple, both of you looks so cute together" 

M still startled Talked "Uh, Ma'am what do you mean?" The woman talked again, looked like she is holding what she is gonna say. "S-such a cute c-couple, both of you looks so cute together" she Rolls her eyes looking like she don't wanna say that

After many times of trying to talked to the woman, M confused just paid the ice cream and apologize for bumping into her, M almost home mumble while walking "Why do they keep repeating what, or whatever they are saying." Time passes M now in front of his house, M approached the Entrance door and opened it, seeing a petite girl, wearing a white tank top and a short short... standing Infront of him. 

... 

"Hey! Where have you been can't you see it's late, I've been waiting for you!" She pouts.

The girl Held her waist and leaned closer. "Cook for me i'm hungry, I've been waiting for you if you don't cook for me now I might... I'll bite you!"

Lily pulled M closer pinning him in the wall then suddenly kissed his neck. "so do you want me to bite you?~"

M push her sofly and back away a little. "That's so Naughty lily, What if we switch place and I be the one who's going to bite you?"

Lily Blush a bit and Boldly grin, pulling him closer. "I... I really don't mind if my brother bite me." She purrs, turning around and presenting her neck to M. Lily white hair cascades down her back, and she tilts her head slightly, exposing the smooth, pale skin of her neck.

Back to the present. That's all Lily imagination, daydream.

M stared at her after a while He approached lily and held her shoulder. "Lily, Why are you just standing there? What are you daydreaming about" M confused asked, Lily still not responding.

M sigh flicking her sister forehead, making lily come back in present "Hehehe brother..."

Lily straighten and clears her throat and mind. "Ahem, brother where have you been can't you see it's late?, I'm hungry cook for me or el-"

M sigh and walked past her leaving lily behind. "Sure I'll cook after this we are going somewhere."

Lily Lunge at M holding his back while Pouting "Let me finish what I'm saying first! And what do you mean?, where are we going?." 

M startled, almost tripped. "What are you doing?!" M Held Lily's head pushing her, Lily pouted. "Sorry Bro, but yea where are we going?." 

M approach the living room and sat on the couch. "We are going to My wife house." M smirk.

Lily was shocked, angry?, jealous? And confused lunge at her brother sitting on the couch Hitting his torso. "W-w-wife??? What the fuck bro? What do you mean aren't you single? Your Virgin too, so what do you mean wife?!?!?"

M groans, eye's widen due to Lily Surprised Lunge, "ouch what was that for???"

Lily Sobs quietly burying her Head in her brother belly. "Wife? What about me I'm going to be alone I don't even know how to cook yet and aren't you 18? So how!, are you retard?"

M laugh and cupped lily face and smile. "Oh don't worry I won't leave you alone and my wife is temporary she only go-" 

M sigh. "it's hard to explain I'll explain it to you Later I'm gonna cook first since you said your Hungry." M push lily gently and stood up, walking at the kitchen M opened the refrigerator and took some ingredients, M put ingredients at the table. 

Lily wiped her tears and looked at her brother preparing to cook. "Temporary? The fuck? You a Playboy? and how did you suddenly obtain a wife? that's so not sigma bro."

M shook his head and laugh. "I'm too lazy to explain but, I was just at school and I got transported in front of her, and she explained to me what happened to her"

M took a apron and put it on, after some preparing M start cooking. "And she somehow Managed to convince me that it was real, and I'm pretty sure she is not lying since I really got transported Like you know 'teleport'."

Lily stood up and approached the kitchen and sat on the table. "Teleport?, me too I got teleport too like I was just playing Bolblox and suddenly I got teleported in front of a random building!" 

Lily sighed . "And everyone I talked to said the same thing all they do is repeating whatever they are saying!"

Lily burried her face at the table, then looking at her brother taking a wooden spoon and using it to stir the thing he is cooking."Took me hours to come back home here, by the way," she mischievously grin. "and I'm so tired, so you should spoil~ me right now."

Lily's looked at her brother, still Cooking not responding, and sighed once again. "what's happening with Ts world bro, is magic Real?" 

M put down the wooden spoon and Wipe his Hands on the apron, then sitting beside Lily in the table. "cool, I don't know what's happening but maybe magic is real." He said.

Lily looked at her brother, her face still buried at the table. "Ahhh I'm so Tired."

M put his hand on his sister back and Pat it. "ay, what If You just go upstairs and play gamesfor now, I'm just gonna call you once I'm done cooking, kay?"

Lily stood up and sat on M lap's, face to face, then hugging him. "No, I wanna stay here with you right now, please stay with me bro" she burried her face on M neck smelling seeking for comfort.

M giggled and hold her sister back and Pat it. "Sure sure, you're my sister so I should stay with you"

Lily still buried in her brother neck smiled and Stood up, and sat on the table. "Then finish your cooking, since you said we are gonna go to your... Wife" she said in sarcastic voice.

M stand up, approaching the thing he is cooking, after some stiring and Tasting he is done, he carried the pot and put it in the table in front of lily, "here lily go ahead and eat I made TONS" he Smirk.

Lily stared at what her brother cooked for her showing a little bit wrinkle at her eye. "What did you make?, this is new..." She asked curiously.

M still smirking Tap his chin and Talked 'proudly'. "I saw it on Tubeyou, and It looks good so I made It, the ingredients is," He pause and Sat on the table proudly. "Listen" 

Lily Took a Spoonful of broth and puting It on her plate. "Sure, I love listening to my brother so go ahead I'm gonna listen while eating." 

M took a deep breath and talked. "To make it you need, Beef shank with bone This is the star of the dish, providing rich flavor and gelatin for a flavorful broth, Water Used as the base for the soup, Onion Adds depth of flavor to the broth, Garlic Another aromatic that enhances the overall taste, Peppercorns Provide a subtle spice and aroma, Fish sauce Adds umami and a salty flavor. Here's More!!!" M lean at the table Still smirking proudly.

As M is about to talk again, lily suddenly put down her spoon and stood up leaning closer then Covering her brother Mouth. "Wait stop, that's to much detail... And what even is umami and peppercorn... let's just eat okay?" She stopped covering her brother mouth and sat down again.

M sobs playfully and relax on the chair. "But you said You like listening to your big bro..." 

Lily still eating Talked while her mouth still full, then circling her Spoon in the air. "Yes I love hearing my brother talk but not that type of talking, Your Putting to much detail, and why aren't you eating?"

M: "oh don't worry I'm not hungry I already ate earlier, when me and my wife are on a date." He said smiling.

Lily, about to take a spoonful of food again dropped her spoon, her mouth Wide. "Date???" She grab the spoon and proceed to eat again, sighting she talked her mouth full. "Yea sure sure, wife, date, teleport, etc etc, god this day is so weird" she said in sarcastic voice.

Time passed lily finished eating, M cleaned the table and carried the pot into the refrigerator, M took a glance at the window, seeing its night. "Oh... I'm gonna get scolded." M thought of something and go upstairs and looked at his bedroom, ᴼⁿᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ᵗᶦᵐᵉˀ,. "What am I gonna get or do here again?... Oh, yea"  He then took a sharp necklace? In the desk

After that M goes downstairs and Stood in front of his sister sitting on the living room couch. "Okay Should we go Now?" 

Lily swiping thru her phone looked up at M standing in front of her. "Oh... Uh sure?" Lily stood up and put on a shirt and a jacket, then taking her brother hands and going out. "Okay let's go,"

lily smiling while holding her brother and walking in the Streets only then Realize she doesn't know where they are going. "Wait... I dont know where your wife live so why am I the one who's leading the way."

M laughed and pinch lily's cheeks. "I don't know, I'm just letting you lead since you suddenly pulled me." 

Lily pout, "Fuck you, M" She said her cheeks still getting pinch.

M Laughed more and held her hand and lead her. "Sorry, sorry let's go." M still laughing, 

Lily looked away Hiding the smile tugging beside her lips. "sure, let's go," she whispered. "you really are retarded, ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵒ" 

M still holding lily's hand talked, "what? I didn't hear you why are you whispering." He looked back smiling.

Lily pouted and lean closer flicking her brother forehead. "Nothing" she pulled out a phone Thru her short pocket and Opened tek-tuK and started swiping. "Idiot."

After some time of walking they reach the park, now on the park lily Looked at the ice cream truck. "Hey bro let's go get ice cream!, is this ice cream truck new? This is the first time I see this, I've been walking here for years... but yea let's just go buy one for both of us" 

M sigh and Looked at lily excited expression, then he Opened his mouth. "No"

Lily surprised pulled her hand out of his hand, and sat on a nearby bench, pouting lily talked. "We better get ice cream or else I ain't moving here." She looked away still pouting.

M sigh once more heavily, then aproched her, M looked at her and pulled her hand, making lily crash at his chest. "Okay, okay we are gonna get ice cream but we need to Be fast since its late, okay?" 

Lily flushed a deep red as M pulled her in his chest her eyes widening slightly. She quickly looked away, trying to compose herself, away. "Yes okay!, okay so stop that okay?" 

M giggled and Hold her hand and Lead her in front of the ice cream truck. "What do you mean? I just pulled you closer." M laughed.

As Lily is about to talked The ice cream vendor talked making Her pause. "Wow What a cute couple you are, Do you wanna buy some ice cream?" 

Lily blushed, by what the vendor said, she looked at the vendor. "U-uncle w-we are not couple, we are siblings don't say something weird." She said stuttering and blushing.

The vendor talked again. "Wow What a cute couple you are, Do you wanna buy some ice cream?" 

Lily still blushing talked, stomping her feet. "I said we are not Couple we are siblings!!!" 

M laughed and Pat her sister back. "Just leave him alone, that uncle is like a NPC lol, he keeps repeating whatever he is saying so just leave him alone okay?"

Lily still flushed looked at M and Nod. "Oh then he is like the people I met when I got teleported" 

M held her hands and Lead her in the chair in front of the Ice cream parlor, making lily sit. "Yea, yea like that so just sit here I'm gonna buy us ice cream." 

Lily nods, then M aproched the vendor and ordered a 2 mixed chocolate/vanilla ice cream, after M took the ice cream he looked at the counter his money that he paid earlier still there. "Weird" 

M hand one of the cream to lily and sat beside her. "There happy?." 

Lily nods and took the ice cream. "Yes thank you"

Then suddenly lily Stand up with a mischievous grin, and aproched the vendor. M: "what are you doing?" 

Lily examine the vendor and point at the Chocolate ice cream thru the counter, and the vendor surprisingly gave her one. "Wow Look he is giving us free stuff!" 

Lily surprised and Excited, points at everything, then vendor gave her everything she pointed. "Hehehe." Lily then took all the ice cream and due to how many ice cream she pointed and took 1,2,3 some of them fell, but lily doesn't care, lily Smirk and looked at her brother. "Not surprised since i ask for many." 

Lily then reached out for the last ice cream the vendor was holding, then as Lily was about to take the ice cream the vendor Looked at her, the vendor stared at her, his eyes turning black, his mouth turning wide. Lily: "Huh?"

Lily terrified looked at the vendor neck noticing a wormy like crawling Thru his skin, the vendor talked. "Bitch..." Then suddenly the vendor dropped the ice cream and grip Lily's Wrist pulling her, with a surprisingly huge strength. Lily:"Ouch, ouch, couch!!!"

  1. Yk yk like the DA NUN... YES THE NUN, the MAMA, WAIT WAS IT MAMA? But It's like the nun Movie yk yk that's how The vendor Mouth looks like, English is hard :(