Chapter no.26
Chapter 26: Why Not Just Call It the Brain-Damaged Collection!
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[Shukaku]: That old man's too biased!
[Chomei]: Totally!
[Kisame Hoshigaki]: This is getting ridiculous!
[Yin Kurama]: Trash!
[Yang Kurama]: Back when the old man died, I was the only one who cried!
[Mei Terumi]: Just like they say, the kid who cries gets the candy.
[Shukaku]: What good did that do? Still ended up locked away, no freedom!
[Yin Kurama]: Clown!
[Ding!]
[Ninja World Power Ranking #14: Killer Bee!]
[Fourth Raikage]: Nice work, Bee!
[Fourth Raikage]: Why is our Cloud Village on the list again? Boring!
[Mei Terumi]: When is Mist Village gonna make the rankings for once?
[Hiruzen Sarutobi]: Don't worry, the film's nearly over. Only one left!
[Fourth Raikage]: What do you mean by that, Third Hokage?
[Hiruzen]: Nothing much. Just that after you guys are done, the rest of the rankings will belong to the Leaf Village.
[Onoki]: Arrogant!
[Fourth Mizukage]: Stop bluffing!
[Mei Terumi]: Third Lord, you sound awfully confident.
[Chiyo]: Honestly, the Third Hokage might have a point...
[Second Tsuchikage]: You Sand Village folks didn't even make the list, so quit barking!
[Chiyo]: ...
[Hiruzen]: I'm the weakest of all the Hokage...
[Onoki]: Aren't you supposed to be the strongest?
[Hiruzen]: ...Hmph! Just watch!
[Izuna Uchiha]: The old man's not wrong. My brother should count as a Leaf ninja too.
[Hashirama Senju]: Madara was one of the founders of the Leaf!
[Madara Uchiha]: Hashirama! Since you're good with Wood Style, let's name the village "Konoha"—the Hidden Leaf Village!
[Hashirama]: Madara! Since you're a Fire Style master, then the village leader will be called the "Hokage!"
[Izuna, Tobirama, Mito Uzumaki]: ...
[Ding!]
[Now Playing Video!]
"Yō, yō! Empty stomach, early training, time to rap, lunchtime decision? Sukiyaki, yeah!"
Killer Bee sang and danced around, full of swagger.
[Izuna]: I thought you were just dumb, but this is next level stupid.
[Killer Bee]: Yō yō! Uchiha Clan, wiped out! No way out! Cry and run—ow!
[Kisame]: No talent. Quit embarrassing yourself.
[Deidara]: So cringe!
[Killer Bee]: Yō yō! No brains, no art!
[Deidara]: Bull! Art is explosion, not that garbage rap!
[Sasori]: Eternal beauty is true art!
[Kakuzu]: Shut up, all of you!
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[Video continues:]
Suddenly, Killer Bee noticed something and jumped down the steps.
It was Sasuke, Suigetsu, Jūgo, and Karin.
Sasuke stared at Killer Bee, expressionless.
"You're the Eight-Tails Jinchūriki?"
"No," Bee replied, correcting him,
"You should say, 'Are you the Great Eight-Tails, sir?' That's more polite!"
Sasuke's voice rose:
"We're here to capture—"
Bee interrupted, pointing at Sasuke, sounding annoyed:
"Yō yō! You should say, 'Please allow us to capture you, sir!'"
[Izuna]: Sasuke actually joined the Akatsuki?
[Nagato]: Interesting...
[Naruto]: I bet he misses his brother. Just wants to be with him.
[Young Sasuke]: Naruto! Shut—
[Mei Terumi]: Say what you will, Akatsuki robes are pretty stylish.
[Kisame]: Agreed.
[Mei Terumi]: But you still need the face to pull it off!
[Kisame]: ...
[Kakuzu]: ...
[Zabuza]: Every time I see that brat holding my sword, it ticks me off!
[Jinpachi Munashi]: Every time you say it's your sword, I get ticked off too!
[Madara]: Shut up! It's just a broken sword. Watch the damn video!
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[Video continues:]
Sasuke ignored Bee's taunts and gave orders:
"Suigetsu on the right, Jūgo on the left, Karin behind me!"
Suigetsu attacked first, only to have Bee catch his attack barehanded and steal the Executioner's Blade.
Then Bee broke into a cringe-worthy rap, which we won't repeat here.
Jūgo told Suigetsu to fall back and charged at Bee—but got one-shotted.
Bee grabbed Jūgo and tossed him at Sasuke's feet.
Another rap followed.
Sasuke, trying to look cool, said:
"I'll handle this."
He drew his sword and slashed at Bee.
Bee blocked with the stolen Executioner's Blade and flung Sasuke back effortlessly.
Bee kept pressing his advantage, launching into an offensive.
Sasuke used the momentum of Bee's attack to flip into midair, performing a 720-degree spin, aiming his sword at the hole in the Executioner's Blade.
Suddenly, the sword was pinned to the ground by Sasuke, and he moved in close for the kill.
But Bee had a flash of inspiration!
He let go of the blade, reached into his pocket—and pulled out a tiny book!
Sasuke flinched and backed away.
Bee opened the book, scribbling furiously while muttering nonsense.
A closer look revealed the cover title:
"Poetry Collection"
[Kisame]: What?
[Zabuza]: What are you even doing?
[Killer Bee]: Yō yō! Can't waste this spark of genius!
[Zabuza]: Don't call that book "Poetry Collection"...
[Killer Bee]: Then what should I call it, yō?
[Zabuza]: You love four-word names, right? How about... "Brain-Damaged Collection"!
[Kakuzu]: Makes sense!
[Onoki]: Very fitting.
[Suigetsu]: Custom made for you!
[Killer Bee]: Yō yō...
[Fourth Raikage]: SHUT UP!
[Izuna]: This guy's a national treasure.
[Naruto]: I feel like he's not even taking Sasuke seriously...
[Tobirama]: True.
[Young Sasuke]: ...
[Adult Sasuke]: ...