Chapter 295 Robbery

The driver was sincere. I looked around the car. All the ornaments were Taoist. Especially the Laojun Talisman was placed at the rear center rearview mirror. I have been traveling for so long, but this is the first time I have met a Taoist. All I have seen and heard along the way is burning incense and praying to Buddha for safety. He believes in Taoism, and I am also a Taoist. I just stood for more than an hour to get a taxi, and he was the only one who took me. This is fate.

There are many Buddhists, mainly because the common people themselves have made the Buddha omnipotent. Some have even changed their taste. I remember the funniest thing was the mahjong gamblers. They knelt down and prayed to the Bodhisattva to bless him to win money. Can't people use their brains? When the Bodhisattva was preaching, was there mahjong? Besides, there is a Buddhist precept to refrain from gambling, because gambling is "greed". You pray to the Buddha for gambling luck. It's good that the Buddha didn't punish you. Still thinking about winning money? You are dreaming.

Let's talk about the driver first. I answered his question. I said that the six-line method is a method of peeping into the destiny of heaven. People with high cultivation, like Yuan Beitang, can calculate almost anything they want. But this method is to peeping into the secrets of heaven, so it is naturally divided by the level of cultivation. His son got a good score in the first-class exam, which is the result of human effort, which can be called "fixed number". Moreover, the six-line method calculated that his son would pass the imperial examination, which can be called the number of heaven, which is the number destined by heaven. In theory, everything is ready, but he missed a "variable". Because people who learn the principles of Yi can only calculate the fixed number, and those who are slightly more powerful can calculate the number of heaven. As for the variable, only the real master can deduce it. The variable is divided into three types: medium disaster, small disaster, and great disaster. The disaster is divided into heaven, earth, wind, thunder, water, fire, mountain and marsh. The combination of these eight can evolve into infinite disaster changes. So it is not that Yixue makes him unpredictable, but that he himself is not proficient in it. Otherwise, there would not be the saying "the power of heaven is unpredictable".

After hearing this, he immediately showed an expression of realization, and suddenly asked me: "Do you think that my divorce from my wife is a variable?"

"That's up to you to figure out." I smiled.

The driver made a thoughtful expression, put out his cigarette, and said that the weather was too hot, so he closed the car window and turned on the air conditioner. He said again: "Thank you, young master, for clearing my doubts. I feel much better now."

"You're welcome. How long will it take?" I asked.

The driver looked at the watch and said: "We can almost get there before 23 o'clock. Why don't you take a nap?" Then he handed me a bottle of water: "Are you thirsty? Drink some if you don't mind. It's so hot now. I see you licking your lips all the time. Have a drink."

"Thank you." I took the tea cup and took a big sip.

Suddenly, the taxi bumped, and Zhao Dadan, who was snoring in the back seat, was awakened. The first thing this bastard said when he opened his eyes was: "Fuck, do you know how to drive? You scared me."

I slapped my forehead and looked at the driver in embarrassment. I think it's a miracle that Zhao Dadan can live to this day. I said, "Can you stop swearing when you open your mouth?"

"I'm not happy. What's wrong with swearing at someone? I'll beat him up if he gets mad." Zhao Dadan said indifferently.

Come on, I really want to pretend that I don't know him now, because it's really embarrassing. But suddenly the driver stopped the car and said, "It seems that the bump just now hurt the oil pan. I'll go and take a look. You wait in the car."

After saying that, he got out of the car. When the other party lifted the hood, I gave Zhao Dadan ideological and political education in the car. The most important point was "Don't swear", because swearing creates verbal karma. Regardless of Buddhism or Taoism, people attach great importance to self-cultivation of language. Ordinary people also often say "swearing at others will damage your virtue by three points".

Here, Lao Zhang tells a story about something that happened to him. There is no exaggeration. Believe it or not, you can decide for yourself. It was a relative of mine. She had a very bad mouth. Basically, she never cursed at people all day long. Sometimes she would curse a few words when she was cooking at home. It was as if she would not live a happy day if she did not say a few dirty words today.

Later, she went to the Fox Hall disciple of the Chuma Hall to tell fortunes. They set up the incense hall, which is the "Buddha Hall". The Buddha Hall is the most serious for the mouth karma. As a result, my relative just sat down at the door, and the master was not happy. He said to my relative directly: "You have a bad mouth. I won't tell you. If you want to tell, go home and fast and chant for a month before coming back."

Later, I did what the master said. When I got there, I had a simple look at my body and gave a few suggestions for eliminating karma, and the matter was over. So, don't think that you will be fine if you curse. That's just your feeling. When you really see it, you will know what fear is.

Let me talk about this accident first. When I was giving Zhao Dadan a political class, I found something strange. The windows were closed in the car in summer. The driver just said that the oil pan of the car was leaking. Even if I don't drive, I know something. If the oil pan is leaking, does the car have to be turned off?

But when I just figured it out, the middle-aged driver outside the car put down the hood. Under the dark night sky, he just stood in front of the car and was dazzled by the car headlights. The surroundings of the car were pitch black. We had no idea where we were.

I felt something was wrong and shouted loudly: "Dada, there is a problem, get out of the car! That driver is not a good person!"

"What's going on! He cursed the neighbor next door. Is he trying to rob money?" Zhao Dadan cursed and kicked the car door. But at the same time, I felt dizzy and my body became extremely weak. Even Zhao Dadan felt the same. He cursed and said, "I feel so dizzy. When was the drug given to me? How come I didn't know..."

I felt my body becoming dizzy, my limbs were sore, and I couldn't muster any strength at all. Gradually, my vision began to blur. Suddenly, the car door seemed to be opened, and the voice of the middle-aged man came to my ears. He said, "Since you understand Yi Li, you have saved your life. Little Taoist priest, the variable you mentioned is correct, but the variable is that I need money. Just think of it as a good deed. Have a good sleep. This time, you will gain social experience."

At first, I was still thinking about fate. From this point of view, we really have fate, but it has become a "bad fate". Because the middle-aged man is a fucking black car! The faint strange smell in the air made me suddenly realize that we had been in the aroma of drugs since we got on the bus. It was no big deal for me to open the window to smoke, and the driver must have taken some kind of detoxification drug. The cup of tea he gave me was 100% problematic.

The feeling of weakness all over my body made me fall into a deep sleep. Damn it, I am a dragon! A dragon! How can I not be able to withstand a little drug!

I felt dizzy and didn't know how long I slept. I felt something licking my face and nose. I waved my hands and rubbed my eyes. It really scared me. There was a live donkey licking me in front of me. The fishy smell in my mouth almost made me vomit.

Looking at the sky above, it should be noon now. The sun was so bright that I couldn't open my eyes. The smell of soil mixed with feces filled my nose. I looked around and found that I was left at the edge of the sorghum field under the rural road. I was depressed. I was kissed by a donkey today! My head still hurt. I straightened up and found that the money and the new phone in my pocket were gone. My big package was also opened. Fortunately, the other party was a person who understood Yi Li. He didn't touch my magic tools. I looked at the two dragon coffins that had been neatly placed aside by the middle-aged man. All the valuables in the backpack were emptied. I think he didn't dare to touch the dragon coffins because of the "suppression" talisman. Fortunately, if the robber was a raw mugwort, it would be fun to tear the talisman open. After searching for a long time, I found the bold one. He was snoring in the bushes, turning over continuously, and even grabbed a stone to put under his head. I went up and kicked him.

"Who the hell is this?" Zhao Dadan jumped up, looked around, looked at me, and said, "Where is this?"

I pointed left and right, and said helplessly, "It's obvious now that we were robbed."

"Robbery?" Zhao Dadan panicked. The first thing he did didn't scare me. He untied his belt. There was a small pocket right in front of his red shorts. He opened the pocket and immediately collapsed and said, "Money, money! I have no money, a total of more than 700."

Before fainting, I heard the driver say that because I was a Taoist priest, he didn't kill me. It was scary to think about it. In the wilderness, Zhao Dadan and I lost our ability to resist. Someone could easily send us to see the King of Hell with a knife.

This time we were in a difficult situation. We had no money, no phone, and we were in the wilderness. Where could we find a bank? Zhao Dadan and I looked at each other, and suddenly looked at the donkey at the same time! Because animals have the ability to recognize the road, we can catch the donkey and let it take us to the crowded place in the village.

But I don't know if this donkey has become a spirit. It was frightened and trembled. The donkey's face became uncertain. Suddenly, it stopped eating the grass and turned around and ran away. I hurriedly shouted to Zhao Dadan: "You go to the left, I go to the right, let's go together, don't let the donkey run away!"