I Cultivated Too Long and Got Isekai’d Into a Game

Ten thousand years. That’s how long I sat in a cave, absorbing only the purest Transcendent Qi, ignoring the world while trying to break through to the Divine Heaven Immortal Stage... and I succeeded.



But when I opened my eyes… I was in a weird place. My Sect was nowhere to be seen—or felt. Just a weird little blue planet called Earth, full of screens, cat videos, and something called “full-dive VR games.”



Obviously, I tried it.



And obviously, something went wrong.



Now I’m stuck in a survival game, in the middle of a giant desert, with no cultivation, no clothes, and a glitchy “Lost System” that thinks it’s funny.



I used to shatter mountains with a sneeze. Now I’m building mud huts and crafting stone shovels.



But hey—if I cultivated my way to immortality once, I'm sure I can grind my way back!



Even if this time the mystic beasts drops loot boxes upon death...



Welcome to the dumbest isekai adventure I never asked for!