Chapter 4470: 5.0222 I Yield, Yield, Yield, Yield...
Peach Blossom Immortal Venerable was almost laughing his head off, clutching his aching stomach with one hand and waving the other. "Alright, alright, stop it! You're making me die of laughter."
"Senior Sister, Senior Sister! Stop for a moment, hear your Senior Brother out!"
The scene had suddenly turned a bit bizarre and twisted. Tianzuzi indicated that he genuinely couldn't quite grasp what was happening.
"Hey, Baldy, Baldy, quickly make them stop! What's going on? Is it you? Is it this old scoundrel who fed my sister-in-law some kind of mind-altering poison?" Princess Wushuang grabbed the old scoundrel by the collar, reprimanding him angrily.
"Wh-what 'Baldy'?" Tianzuzi's small eyes widened in humiliation and anger. "I-I am Tianzuzi!"
"I'm telling you, I didn't do anything! Let go, let go, young lady, why are you so rough?"
Meanwhile, the little poker-face chased after Mo Lian with a few swift strides, swinging the rolling pin at him. "Do you yield or not? Quickly kneel and kowtow to Ancestor Xuanji, shout 'I yield!' three times, and declare, 'Tianjizi's disciple can't defeat Xuanji's disciple!' Say you admit defeat, say you are utterly convinced! Speak!"
Everyone: ...
Crown Prince Mo wore a helpless expression. With a tug, he pulled the little one who was bouncing after him into his embrace.
"Do you yield or not?" The little poker-face, still expressionless, puffed out against his ear.
"I yield, yield, yield, yield, yield," Mo Lian nodded repeatedly, caught between laughter and tears. "Tianjizi's disciple admits defeat, utterly convinced!"
"If you yield, why are you still running?" The poker-face looked at him without any expression, reciting as if reading from a book, "It truly is 'to search high and low to no avail, only to find it effortlessly by chance.'"
Everyone twitched their mouths.
They then heard the little poker-face continue to recite, "Who knew the successor of the Tianji Treasure Map would be Tianjizi's direct disciple."
"You!"
"Here, here, here, your husband is here." Mo Lian kept nodding, showing a bright, radiant smile. "Wife, just say the word. If I need to beg for mercy, I will. If I need to kneel, I will. If I need to lie down, I will. Do as you please; your husband is yours."
Qiao Mu's face showed no ripples of emotion, but her lips curled up involuntarily. "Less of your smooth talk!"
She turned her head, and Mo Lian also turned to glance at the plump ball, giving him a schadenfreude-filled look: Baldy Senior Brother, may you find good fortune!
"Yield, yield, yield, yield! I-I-I, your Senior Brother, also yield, yield, yield!" Before Qiao Mu could make a move, Tianzuzi, this fellow, was utterly unprincipled and immediately surrendered, raising a white flag.
What a joke!
Would it look better to get beaten by his Junior Sister before admitting defeat?
"Step aside!" Grand Master Qiao Qiao slapped Mo Lian's paw, making him release her.
She turned around, cupped her hands towards the direction of the sky, and said solemnly, "Ancestor Xuanji, you are a spiritual being in the heavens; you must have seen it! The three things I promised you are all done. From now on, we go our separate ways. You don't come looking for me, and I won't bother you."
After this speech, this fellow raised three talismans into the air, which spontaneously ignited without wind and fluttered.
Peach Blossom Immortal Venerable floated to her side, finding this fellow increasingly amusing. He couldn't help but tease, "Qiao Qiao, were you burning ghost money just now?"
"What ghost money? Talismans!" Qiao Mu glared at him, in a rare mood to explain. "Communication talismans!"
She extended two fingers and gestured towards the sky. "Xuanji got the message. From now on, they definitely won't bother me again."
As for taking care of the Long family or helping the merfolk, she wouldn't mention those again.
Qiao Mu: [○`Д○] "Do you yield or not?!"
Duan Yue: o(╥﹏╥)o "I yield, yield, yield, yield, yield..."