Chapter Eleven

OHMYFREAKINGAH!

I’m Slutty McSlutface!

Carolina wiped the fog from the mirror and took a good look at herself. What she saw did not impress her in the least.

Sigh.

Thirty-seven years old, and single. Had she really thrown that in his face like it was a good thing?

Not like Carolina had them lining up for her, or anything. Not even when she’d been younger. Yeah, she was cute. She had good skin and nice hair, of course, there was the whole extra weight she carried.

But so what? Plenty of men found plump girls desirable. At least she wasn’t saggy. Not yet anyway.

More importantly, she was self-sufficient. Didn’t even go after Joffrey for alimony. Heck, some might even say the artist was independently wealthy.

She’d never been what you would call rash or impulsive with men, and yet within an hour of meeting her new bodyguard, she’d been butt-ass-naked and splayed on a table while he licked and sucked on her most intimate body parts.

Crap.