It was a quiet morning in the Caelmont outer district—a rare, blessed moment where no dragon smoke trailed from the sky, no paladins shouted declarations of love, and no chapel bells rang for spontaneous weddings.
In a shadowy alley behind a bakery that smelled suspiciously like strawberry-scented soap, Rei knelt over a crate, whispering curses as he unwrapped the contents of a glowing System-branded satchel.
"I swear, if this is another mission that ends with me being 'emotionally claimed'—"
[System Mission: Use a Fake Identity – Objective: Blend Into the Common Masses Without Triggering a Yandere Detection Event.]
[Reward: 1 Free Hour of Not Being Hunted.]
[Penalty for Failure: Immediate Romantic Conquest by All Five (5) Fiancées, Simultaneously.]
"…I knew it," Rei muttered.
He peered inside the disguise kit. That kit contained:
One pair of bushy fake eyebrows
A tunic that said "I ♥ Turnips"