Chapter 54: Seraphina’s Royal Spa Getaway

There were many things a man could wake up to: sunlight, birdsong, or the warm embrace of a lover. Rei woke up to all three.

Unfortunately, they were coming from three different hidden harpists, a military-trained chorus of doves, and Seraphina sitting on his chest in a silk robe, smiling like a woman who had just bought a husband on discount.

"Good morning, darling~" she cooed, swirling a crystal goblet of… was that spa water? It was spa water. It sparkled ominously. "Today is your day of rest and rehabilitation."

Rei blinked. "I—I feel pretty rehabilitated, actually. Never been better! Let's go home."

Seraphina smiled wider. "Home is here now."

Rei slowly turned his head. They were no longer in his room.