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Tiffany Haddish: Kids Have Amnesty...SAY ....what!?
Snack Attack—Why Your Lunches Are Lame

Inspired by the TV show and the fearless humor of Tiffany Haddish. For more on Tiffany, visit tiffanyhaddish.com.

Amnesty Day—No Time-Outs, No Filters, No Mercy
What happens when you give kids a microphone, a free pass, and the promise that absolutely nothing they say will get them in trouble? You get the realest, funniest, and most brutally honest roast in history. From snack shaming to bedtime betrayals, kids from every walk of life are ready to spill the tea on grown-ups everywhere. Buckle up—no one is safe, and everyone is invited.

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Tiffany Haddish: Kids Have Amnesty....say ... what!?

Operation Catnip: Or, The Day the Law Wasn't Ready for Whiskers

We struck at noon, under the cover of naptime. The humans were distracted by their glowing rectangles, and the canines were asleep on the job—again. Our mission: liberate the forbidden catnip from the highest shelf. I, El Gato Supremo, led the operation with stealth, style, and a tail flick that meant business. The only thing we left behind? A trail of green leaves and a single, incriminating paw print on the remote control.

The cats somehow managed to get onto the top shelf and tore open the bag of catnip. Now there's a green mess all over the living room, and the cats are acting like they've just invented jazzercise. The kids are using the vacuum hose as a microphone, pretending to be news anchors. The adults are wondering if it's too early for coffee—or too late for sanity.

If I was a cat, I'd make a catnip smoothie and invite all my friends. But I'd save some for the dogs, so they don't feel left out. Maybe that's why cats have nine lives—so they can party more.

Breaking news: A "cat cartel" is suspected in a botanical crime wave after local homes report mysterious green substances and hyperactive felines. Authorities are baffled. Citizens are urged to lock up their herbs and hide their remotes.

Tiffany Haddish's Take: The Full Perspective

Here's the deal—everybody's got their own version of what went down. The cats think they're pulling off the heist of the century, the adults see chaos, the kids see a party, and the news? Well, they see a story. Nobody's lying, they're just sharing the truth from where they're standing (or napping, or climbing). So before you judge, remember: every perspective is a piece of the puzzle. Let them all collide, and you just might see the whole hilarious, messy, magical truth.

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Chapter Two:Operation Catnip: Or, The Day the Law Wasn’t Ready for Whiskers