Now we can go for dinner?
Yeah.
At the restaurant,
What do you want to eat, maa?
Wait, someone is coming, then we'll order.
Who? Wait, you'll get to know.
(After some time),
Good evening, sir. Oh, Ravi (Karan's assistant), you're also here for dinner today, nice. Maa, when is your anonymous guest coming?
Maa: he's here only, sit, Ravi.
Wait what?.... Ohh, so you're the master mind of this stupid plan, very good you.
Stop it, Karan, he's only helping us, anyway. So, Ravi, what's the plan now?
Ravi: There's no plan now. You've to make an account on a dating app and you're good to go.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm not into these stupid dating apps, okay, I'm not making any account.
Sir, then there's only one option left: attend parties, go clubbing on weekends, you'll surely find someone there.
See maa, he's saying that I'll find my so-called good wife in a club very nice plan and a top-notch planner, nice.
Mmm... Yes, Ravi, what are you saying? I want a wife for him.
Maa?.... I mean a nice girlfriend.
Ma'am, but all the girls who go for clubbing are like that only, how can you judge, ma'am?
(After some convincing, they are in the plan, hope he'll find the one or Isha....ahem ahem....).
Isha: Who's calling now... Oh, hi babe, how was your date?
Reem: It was so good omg that guy.... I guess he's the one.
You say this after every fucking date reem, btw you didn't send me the pictures. We didn't click on any.
Why? I don't know Isha, he said he doesn't like clicking pics and all, keeping it private, ig.....
What? Reem red flag alert! I'm saying there's something wrong with this guy.
It's not like that, ig he's right, keeping it private until it's permanent it's for our good only.
As you say, babe, but be aware, okay?
Hmm, ok, ohh I forgot this Sunday I'm going to a club with him, you also come na.... I'll introduce him to you there only.
Wow, and what will I tell mom and dad that I'm going clubbing, and they'll be like Nice Isha, enjoy?.
Make some excuse, na please, for me.
Don't make this puppy voice reem. I'm not coming, you go na enjoy and this time plz click at least one pic for me, okay.
So you're not coming.
Dad will not agree, but you go enjoy.
Hmm okay... Goodnight.
(Leaping onto Sunday night, all went well this week, no drama, nothing but Isha knows it very well that drama cannot leave her, at least in this life, she's having a very strong intuition that something is going to happen).
Good morning, maa, what's for lunch?
First, tell me what happened now?
What?
There are 20 missed calls from your heroin reem, and you're acting like nothing happened.
WHAT? Where's my phone?
It's on charge, but tell me what's going on, Isha?
Nothing, Mom, she's on her period's first day, nothing much.
Ohh, tell her to take care.
Hello, hello, reem?
Fuck you!!!
Why are you crying? I'm so sorry I forgot it's your date today, sorry, Reem.
I've no outfit, Isha, nothing is going right, and my hair is a total mess today... Why today, Isha?
Calm down first, I'm coming.
I've a dress wait give me 1h and you've to go at 8 or 9 pm, ig.... Calm down, I`m coming.
You're such a savior, Isha.