Diagnosed with Ego Damage

We were standing outside the emergency room, pacing like anxious relatives in a Grey's Anatomy episode.

Emergency room.

A high-end, wildly expensive private hospital emergency room…

Let that sink in.

All because Mr. Jeon decided to faint like a wilted rose at a costume ball.

Like… are we sure this is necessary?

Isn't this a bit dramatic for someone who passed out for 47 seconds and woke up perfectly fine after a sprinkle of tap water?

Apparently not.

Not for Mr. Jeon "Extra Is My Middle Name" Jaehyuk.

The man had woken up the second we sprinkled water on him again, but instead of just getting up like a normal person, he clutched his head with both hands like a Victorian heiress having a scandal-induced meltdown and dramatically declared,

"Take me to the hospital. RIGHT. NOW!!"

I made the fatal mistake of asking,

"Uh… why?"

I mean, WHY would we take him to the hospital when he was already AWAKE?!?