okay why is there two of them!?
[in that time Piccolo and Kami fused into one being and went to some city]
Piccolo:what the hell is going on here
???:hello there friend
Piccolo:oh it's you i thought you were going to achiave your ''perfection'' and get out of the planet not slaughter an entire city
???:what the hell are you talking about,how do you know about my perfection,how do you know me anyway.
Piccolo:what are you talking about we saw eachother like 3 hours ago you kicked my ass,Cell was it[he heard it from 17 when he was acting to be unconscious]
???:oh lord is that what i was called,oh that is way better than what i thought,i was thinking Jiren.
Piccolo:what are you talking about
???:oh i think there is a confusion i am not your ''cell'',i am from another timeline
Piccolo:so you are not the one who just beat our ass.
???:no but i can be.
[the ??? and Piccolo started fighting]
Piccolo:what the hell he is way weaker in the fight between us and Cell he was not using even %20 of his power i could feel it and he was still kicking our ass,even now i dont think i can fight that much of his power but i am kicking this versions ass yeah sure its hard but it cant even be comparable to that guy.[he is talking to himself]
Nail:are we sure this guy isnt a cosplayer or something. Kami:no his soul seems similar but different...[they are talking to Piccolo in mind]
???:oh so he fused with Kami so thats a thing.[gets spinkicked]
Kami:did you just spin kick him.[in mind]
Piccolo:i know i always wanted try that out.[in mind]
Nail:dont do that again,it will not work.[in mind]
Piccolo:my body my rule[misses his kick]damn it
???:hmm he is faster than expected but[gets his ass kicked into sky].oh my ass butt
???:wanna see something cool[flys into air]
Piccolo:what the hell is he trying to do.[in mind]
Kami:that looks like your technique.[in mind]
Piccolo:well its not.[in mind]
Nail:well he is putting his finger in his forehead.[in mind]
Piccolo:so Goku does that when he uses instant tranmission.[in mind]
???:Mo-kan-ko-sa-po!![and shoots a laser beam]
Piccolo:oh shit![in mind]
Kami:oh so thats how you pronounce it.[in mind]
[Piccolo proceed to reflect ???'s blast]
???:oh shit[gets kicked in to the ground]
???:ok so now i want you to do me a favor and dont kick me anymore.
Piccolo:start by explaining how you know my techniques than maybe i'll consider it.
???:well what can i say imitation is the greatest form of flattery.Speaking of which.Ka-me..
Piccolo:no that impossible the only person who knows that technique is Goku and,Gohan and,Roshi and,Krillin and,Yamcha,and Grampa Gohan wait does he know it...[in mind]
???:ha-me-haa!!!
Trunks:a second time machine,2 creatures that i have no idea about and one of them is insanely strong the other one is unknown,3 androids on the loose and now an entire city went missing.
Krillin:i know right,a total fail like my love life.
Trunks:when did you i didnt even sense you
Krillin:i effectively refer it to as stealth mode[even though the actual reason was that he was way weaker than others which make it easier to hide his energy]
[an explosion sets off]
Krillin:so whats that
Piccolo:this thing is full of suprises
Piccolo:wait does this mean Cell can do whatever he can[in mind]
Nail:yeah not only that he is way stronger than this guy[in mind]
???:suprise.
Nail:hey he is drinking your arm[in mind]
Piccolo:i know[in mind]
Kami:well then do something[in mind]
Piccolo:i am[in mind][headbutts ???]
[they land on the ground]
???:oh lord you are even starting to look like kami
Kami:motherfucker[in mind]
???:well so why dont i do the other arm for you.
Piccolo:look i clearly lost.
Nail:wait cant he regenarate his arm[in mind]
Kami:shut up Nail he is doing a thing[in mind]
???:oh its seems like you are giving up already i must say i was expecting better
Piccolo:so before you kill me why dont you tell me everything about you
???:oh
Piccolo:unless if you have nothing to say
???:no,no its just that you are the first to ask who or what normally they just ask,why
???:{starts monologing the story and perfection and all}
Piccolo:i still have nothing on the perfection context[in mind]
???:well if you have nothing to add i am going to drink you now
Piccolo:wait do you want to see something cool
???:you know i feel like this is going to be bad for me but i do
[Piccolo cuts off the dry arm and regenarates it]
???:that is not good for me
[Trunks and Krillin arrive]
???:also not good for me
Krillin:is that..
Piccolo:no he is different
???:sorry kids not explaining the story again but i will brighthen you.SOLAR FLARE!!![blinds the z warrriors]