The "Royal Pest Control Act of Oakhaven" was swiftly enacted and promulgated throughout the land. It was an unprecedented decree. It didn't just declare Ren's farm a protectorate; it effectively made annoying him a capital offense. The wording, refined by the Archmage, was both elegant and terrifying, stating that any who "disturb the tranquility of the Domain of the Green with malicious or covetous intent shall be considered to have forfeited the Crown's protection and willingly submitted themselves to the 'local agricultural customs'." Everyone who had heard the stories about composting knew exactly what that meant.
The effect was immediate. The last few brave (or foolish) bounty hunters and treasure seekers vanished overnight. The Queendom of Saccharo, hearing of the law and the miraculous recovery of the Queen, sent a groveling apology and a massive tribute of gold, which King Theron accepted and promptly used to fund public works. The world, it seemed, had finally gotten the message: leave the farmer alone.
And so, for the first time, Ren experienced a period of true, uninterrupted peace.
He returned to his farm to find it thriving under the care of the villagers. His life fell into the simple, wonderful rhythm he had always dreamed of. Mornings were spent tending his ever-expanding variety of crops. He cross-pollinated a 'Sun's Fury' tomato with a 'Moonpetal' bean, creating a new plant he called 'Twilight Blooms,' whose fruit would grant both energy and calm, perfect for focused, meditative work. He used the glittering 'Sunstone' wheat to bake bread for the village, the 'Blue-Leaf' carrots for stews, and his potent healing herbs were made freely available to Oakhaven's new village healer, Elara, who was proving to have a natural talent for it.
Lyra, with no external threats to manage, settled into her role as a friend and companion. She helped Ren with the farm work, finding a surprising satisfaction in the simple labor. Her senses, no longer strained by constant threat assessment, were now used to detect which plants needed water or when a fruit was at its peak ripeness. She taught Ren how to properly wield a knife (for cutting vegetables, not people), and he taught her the simple joy of watching a sunset.
Ser Kaelen continued his visits, but they were now purely social. He would arrive without fanfare, shed his knightly duties, and spend the day helping Ren build a new, larger pantry or simply sitting and talking. The farm had become his sanctuary, a place where the weight of the kingdom fell away.
The Divine Energy flowing from Oakhaven continued to grow, a gentle, nourishing stream of pure faith. It caused Ren's domain to subtly expand, enriching the land for miles around. Oakhaven became an agricultural marvel, its fields producing crops of astounding quality, its livestock healthy and strong. The village prospered, becoming a small, idyllic paradise under the benevolent watch of their "Farmer God."
Ren himself was changing, though he barely noticed. His connection to the land was so profound that he could feel the pulse of every root and leaf in his domain. He could sense the coming rain days in advance, not through magic, but through a deep, empathetic understanding of the earth's needs. His power was no longer just a set of abilities; it was his state of being.
This peaceful era lasted for nearly two years. The legend of the Farmer God became a beloved story, a symbol of the kingdom's newfound peace and prosperity. The world seemed to have forgotten him, content to leave him and his miracles alone.
But such perfect peace is a fragile thing.
The being who had sent Ren to this world, the Bored Primordial Entity of Creation and Destruction, had been watching the entire "experiment" with a cosmic equivalent of popcorn and a comfy chair. The farmer's journey had been far more entertaining than it had anticipated. Ren's insistence on using god-tier reality-warping powers for non-violent, agricultural purposes was a constant source of divine amusement.
But now, the story was getting... slow. Peaceful. The Entity, by its very nature, craved novelty and excitement. The experiment needed a new variable.
One night, as Ren slept soundly, a dream came to him. It was not a normal dream of farms and friends. He found himself floating in a silent, star-dusted void. Before him shimmered a formless, shifting entity of pure creation and destruction, its "voice" echoing not in his ears, but directly in his soul.
[Well, that was fun,] the voice of the Bored Primordial Entity resonated. [The whole 'saving the kingdom with wheat' bit? Classic. Five stars. Would watch again.]
Ren, even in his dream-state, felt a familiar sense of exasperation. "You. You're the one who sent me here."
[The one and only!] the Entity replied cheerfully. [And you've been wonderfully, unexpectedly entertaining. The composting! The baking! Truly inspired stuff. But, you see, the story is getting a bit... domestic. You've achieved your peace. And peace, my dear farmer, is dreadfully boring.]
"I like boring," Ren's dream-self insisted. "Boring is the whole point."
[Yes, yes, for you. But for the grand cosmic narrative? We need a sequel! A new season! With higher stakes!] the Entity declared. [Your little world of Aethelgard is just one small garden plot in a much, much larger field. There are other worlds, other realities. Some of them are filled with beings who make your Lich friend look like a pet hamster.]
A cold dread began to seep into Ren's peaceful dream. "What are you talking about?"
[I'm talking about The Blight. Not your little alchemist friend, but a real one. A cosmic-level, reality-devouring hunger that consumes entire worlds, leaving nothing but sterile void behind,] the Entity explained, its tone losing some of its cheer. [They are drawn to places of immense, concentrated life. Places like, say, a farm that has become a shining beacon of vitality in a quiet corner of the multiverse.]
Images flooded Ren's mind: worlds crumbling to dust, stars being extinguished, vast swarms of insect-like creatures made of shadow and anti-energy descending upon helpless planets.
[They're coming, farmer,] the Entity's voice was grim now. [Not today, not tomorrow, but soon. They have scented your little paradise across dimensions, and they are hungry. Your 'Pest Control Act' won't stop them. Your kingdom's army will be less than a speed bump.]
"Why are you telling me this?" Ren asked, his dream-self trembling not with fear, but with a deep, protective anger for the home he had built.
[Because this is the new plot! The real story!] the Entity boomed, its excitement returning. ['Reincarnated As a Farmer But Overpowered' wasn't the title. It was just the prologue. The real story is: 'The Farmer Who Fed The World, And Then Had To Save It From Being Eaten.' It's much catchier!]
[You've mastered growing things, Ren,] the voice concluded, a final thought impressed upon his soul. [Now, you're going to have to learn how to weed a cosmic garden. Good luck! Try not to break reality *too* much. It's so tedious to reboot.]
Ren woke with a gasp, the morning sun streaming into his shack. The dream was gone, but the knowledge it had imparted remained, cold and heavy in his gut.
He looked out the window at his peaceful, thriving farm, at the smoke rising from the chimneys in Oakhaven. He saw Lyra sparring with Ser Kaelen in the distance, their laughter carrying on the morning breeze.
This was his peace. His home. He had fought, in his own strange way, for this quiet life. And now, a far greater threat was coming, a threat that aimed to consume everything he held dear.
He stood up, a new, hard light in his eyes. He was a farmer. And a swarm of locusts was heading for his field. His work was not over.
It had just begun.