CH- 2 What the hell?

'So you're alan right?'

'yea'

'Are you single'

what the hell?

This guy... or whatever it is ...

I don't know 

I need to get away from him first. He is Sus...SuperSus to be honest

i didn't even get a girlfriend TT

'we will first go to that pink room over there and you'll be chained but don't worry i will do my best.'

(facial expression of alan sulks with absolute fear)

Now i get it...This is Hell!

I should not have stolen that kid's candy.

Or should i not have exposed that guy's playboy magazine in front of his crush....and mom..

should i not have put a crab in that guy's underwear....

Aahhhh!

My mind will explode like this!

Why did i do so much bullshit..

Now its do or die.

I don't care

(Alan pushes back grim and jumps right into the abyss)

'hey!What are you doing?!'(Grim says with a worried expression of a female)

'hieeek!'

This is Scary as fuc*.

Even getting bored here is better than going with that weird guy.

I have to protect my purity at all costs.(says while crying with a serious face)

(while falling in darkness grim gets further and further away fading with time)

(A small dot of white light gets visible to alan)

What is this?

(Alan reaches his hand towards the small beam of light )

(alan gets blinded by the bright light)

'S-so bright!'

(Alan's body and soul gets twisted mutiple times)

It feels like i have gotten out of a soap bubble.

(Alan's body and soul gets twisted mutiple times again)

Now it feels like my head will blast off!!

'Aahh!huff!Aaaaahhhhhhh!N-Nooooo Stoooooopp!!'

T-This pain is eating away at my mind...

(Alan passes out)

This peace 

(Alan starts gaining consciousness)

(Alan gets gets slammed on a pure white floor)

Fu*k!Why can't this world let me live or at least die peacefully!(TT)

 ( everything is white and nothing else is visible)

(While getting up Alan thinks)

This is my first time seeing a place like this

'Hello Alan!'(The voice send reverberations throughout Alan soul)

'W-who are you?'(Alan gets flustered)

'I AM THE WORLD!'(The majestic voice reverberates throughout the space)

'Are you god?' 

Who does he think he is. 

Dumbass i am the last person who will believe you.

(Alan smiles proudly)

But still by hearing his voice before i can confirm he is some kind of really powerful cosmic entity.

So i must be careful.

I should not look down on him

(Alan gains composure again)

'I am not a god instead i am world'

(Alan makes a depressing impression)

What kind of day is this?

I am only meeting more and more weirder people..

'I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, SO LISTEN TO ME'

'DO YOU THAT THERE ARE MULTIPLE STAR SYSTEMS '

'yes i know that'

Even a nursery kid would know that.

'JUST LIKE THAT THERE ARE ALSO MULTIPLE WORLDS'

(Something clicks on alan's mind)

Multiverse Theory!

-{Multiverse theory states that there are more than one universe and all the universes are the part of a multiverse}-

Yes! that will actually explain whatever has happened to me till now.

'YES, ITS JUST AS YOU ARE THINKING ,THIS IS NOT YOUR WORLD'

'SO YOU MUST BE ELIMINATED!'

Eliminated?

I just escaped hell and now i am dying for real?

No way!

'W-Wait'

'Can you please first stop reading my mind first'

'I think we should talk like humans do without mind reading'

'WHY DOES THAT MATTER?'

'It does. You should also know how normal humans feel'

'It is a duty of the powerful to understand the weak.'

'IS IT?'

'Yes'

'OK,NOW START TALKING'

It looks possible to talk to this guy i guess.

'Why don't you spare me?'

'I CAN'T.'

'And why can't you?'

'BECAUSE OF RULES.'

'Ayy don't you know that rules are meant to be broken'

'ARE THEY?'

Hah!Gotcha!

After talking to this guy for sometime I have concluded that..

This cosmic entity is super naive.

(Alan smiles slyly)

Gotta scam this guy.

hehehehehhe!!!

(ALan looks like a fox trapping a child)

'BUT I WAS TAUGHT THAT RULES ARE THERE TO FOLLOW'

sh*t !

I guess this won't work huh~

Gotta try again hehehehe~~

'I want to ask you something else first '

'NO'

'Have you ever visited earth?'

'NO.'

Very goooooood~

'As I Was Saying Before since I am from Earth shouldn't you judge me by Earth's Laws'

'THERE IS A PLANET THAT IS SIMILAR TO EARTH THAT IS ON THE SAME OMNIVERSAL COODRINATES OF EARTH. '

'SHOULD I JUDGE WITH ITS LAWS?'

'But wouldn't that be unfair ?'

'RIGHT.'

'Then shouldn't you be judging me by earth's laws?'

'HMM.. OKAY I WILL JUDGE YOU BY EARTH'S LAWS BUT I DON'T KNOW EARTH'S LAWS'

'I-I will help you'

'WILL YOU? THANKS!'(The surrounding atmosphere warms up)

'WHAT IS YOUR PUNISHMENT THEN?'

'Its that I should be set free without any penalties since i crossed dimensions without knowing.'

hehehehehheheh moron~

'HMM..'

'Shouldn't you also reward me since i helped you judge me'

'WHY?'

'They do that at earth'

'IS THAT SO?'

'OKAY THEN BUT WHERE WILL YOU GO NOW ?'

'Can't you send me home?'

'NO I CAN'T SINCE ITS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN FOR WORLD TO INTERFERE WITH OTHER WORLDS'

'BUT YOU CAN CROSS MULTIVERSE SINCE YOU ARE JUDGED BY EARTH'S LAWS '

'Then can you send me to this similar place to earth'

'I CAN DO THAT'

(Alan vanishes into thin air)

'Don't forget my rewar.....'

'REWARD?'

(Cosmic entity falls in deep thought)