When Chi went out from his office, someone had just taken a corn stick from the plastic bag.
"I'll eat this one for dinner tonight." Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he was robbed by a pair of big hands and even the sticks and hands were pressed back together on the table and the metacarpal bones were almost crushed.
"What can you get from eating corn sticks? I'll take you out for a while," said Chi.
Everyone got all boiled up. Chi opened the door and said that he could treat all of them. No one wanted to eat a boiled corn stick anymore and all of them had saved their stomachs for this free meal. Chi also did not treat them unfairly and took them to a five-star hotel package for two tables with famous wine dishes. Everyone had an entertaining night. While a group of people talked about each other, Chi did not eat anything. He drank two drinks and came out.
Gangzi sat in the car and yawned. He saw Chi pick up a bar and eat.
"You haven't eaten enough?"
Chi was up and thought, How could he handle Wu? This fragrant stalk is like the tender meat on Wu's butt. The more fragrant it is, the more savory and mellow.
"Actually, I didn't have enough food." Gangzi put his hand into the plastic bag. "I'll also have a boiled corn to make up for it."
Not a little accident, Gangzi felt his wrist was screwed.
The next second, Chi opened the door and walked out.
Just look at him! Why is this behavior not ordinary? I'm not a stranger! Every time you eat, you call me yourself and now you're going to turn your face off for a boiled stick? I don't understand yet.
Gangzi saw him coming back and a heavy plastic bag smashed over him. He opened it all for Gangzi to eat.
"Eat this," said Chi.
Just like that suddenly, Gangzi was bit worried. What's wrong with Chi? Did he just perform an errand for him? The first time of my life this happened! Quick take a photo and send it to Weibo. What's even more memorable than this?
Chi picked up a boiled stick and moaned while biting it. Suddenly, he remembered something and took out his phone.
Wu went to the farm room after visiting Chi. Because the mother snake needed enough space to lay eggs, he rented two rooms again. The entire work took more than three hours until he finally finished. Walking away while rubbing his sweat, he couldn't help sighing.
People just can't stay up like they used to! After a long time, the body's flesh was lazy and it took a few strokes to feel pain. While he was thinking, Chi's call came.
"I'm tired to death today." Wu said with a lazy voice.
There was a smile on Chi's face. "Did that cumming session make you tired?"
"Who said that?!" The squeaky voice of a liar was caught. "Just been doing a lot of work."
"What did you do?" Chi asked.
"Hey, we had to vacate two new snake chambers and waited on the snake's grandfather to give birth. Oh, no, snake grandma! The snake was so angry when she spawned. I wanted to move it somewhere but she bit me. Fortunately, it wasn't poisonous."
In the past before Wu showed up, Chi said that half an hour of all of his phone calls were all silence for 29 minutes and the remaining 1 minute is all cough then he's gone. Now, it is also possible to scribble more than two sentences on the phone.
"But there's something very funny. I thought the snake was spiting the eggs out of her mouth. Boy I was wrong! The snake also has an asshole. When it lays eggs, it becomes very big. When it gets out of the hole, it comes out, oh..."
"You have to learn from it."
"Shut up!"
Inadvertently, Chi chowed another corn stick down. Chi's eyes were staring at the window, he did not know what to think.
Gangzi squinted at Chi wondering, He is not quite normal lately! He used to be the king of hanging up calls for seconds and his phone call never exceeds one minute. Regardless of whether or not the other party has any words left, he will hang up before they say it. People in his circle of friends often take this incident and ridicule saying, that the speed at which Chi hangs up the phone and the speed of his ejaculation should be balanced. Now, it is not longer necessary to say that. It was long passed over when Gangzi barely called him and there were 9 out of 10 times he would answer the call.
This is not letting Gangzi accept that Chi would actually spent so much time talking about these little trivial things! Isn't he the most annoying person to talk to ? How can you take the initiative and hold conversation with others?
Thinking about it, the phone rang over there and he picked up the phone again.
Wu was just about to crouch when Chi's deep voice rushed.
"It will rain in the next morning. If you go out, remember to take the umbrella."
Wu's lips opened and closed. Suddenly, he didn't know what to say.