Chapter 125: Magnet Rooster

On the way back, Wu has a foolproof plan. Today is Friday and tomorrow is when Chi rests. Tonight, I have to eat a little meat. At the thought of this, Wu felt that he himself had lost and that Chi had a Saturday and Sunday off but his company had to operate as usual. Today, it is his turn to buy a meal for the house. He has to pay for the other's day celebration.Fuck!

Originally, Wu intended to buy three pounds of mutton, but after a lot of thought, it changed to two pounds.

Walking into a meat shop, he asked. "How much is a mutton?"

The owner said without hesitation, "45¥."

"So expensive?" Wu scrunched his eyes. "How can it be that pricey? Last time I remember, it didn't cost more than 30¥."

"A penny of 45¥ is a freshly cut lamb and it's worth it. Looking at you, you don't care about spending this little money right? Do not worry, I have more than 30¥ for mutton. Can you buy it?"

Wu wanted to say, "If I dare to buy it, it will cost more than 30¥ a pound then for two pounds it will cost even more."

The owner, "...."

Then he went to a vegetable shop and picked the special vegetables for his purchase. Because they were too expensive, Wu didn't even turn to look at them. Originally, he wanted to buy seasonings but then he thought about the fridge cost and did not spend any more money.

Even if it was for food, Wu got into the car and muttered something. "Damn, these days are too expensive to pass and a 1000¥ was gone."

When he was eating, Wu felt cheated again.

The mutton was on his side. Every time he tried to add it to his pot, Chi's chopsticks would always be earlier than him. When Wu's chopsticks reached into the pan, there was only a little bit of minced meat left. He had to add it to the pot but the result was he lost his chopsticks.

Remembering the price of two pounds of mutton was a sad thing given that he, Wu didn't eat anything from it yet.

So when the pot was bought in, Chi said, "Don't eat meat and eat some vegetables."

Then he added two pieces of meat with his chopsticks in his own pot. As a result, in an obscene effort, the two pieces of meat sandwiched between Wu's chopsticks disappeared and Wu looked up as they were chewed by Chi.

Fuck! Wu's heart was roaring.

When the fire will disappear, I would like to chop his chopsticks and throw the tea at him. Then Wu risked his life and tried to compete to grab the meat from the pot - a meal to eat and fight at the same time.

In the end, Wu found that the seasonings in his bowl were gone. He asked, "Do you still have ingredients?"

Chi lifted the packed sacks indifferently and threw them into the trash.

Wu turned his face to the fridge and turned it over for a long time - there was nothing. He went to the kitchen again and saw nothing. In the end, he had to stir and stir the water and soy sauce.

When Wu came back, he found out that there were few pieces of meat left in the plate and he quickly picked it up with his chopsticks. He had almost dipped it in the soup and put it in his own bowl.

On the other side, Chi replied. "You are not familiar with this meat. It's not good for your stomach. Put it back."

Give me less shit you fucking asshole! You can finish a whole pot of meat alone.

Then Wu acted fast picking up all the meat in the bowl and stuffed them in his mouth.

As a result, his mouth was forced open and the meat that was about to be in his stomach was taken away from Wu.

Chi has a good reflex. His chopsticks were seized back and the meat did not fall from his mouth. Chi took it out again, put it in the cooking bowl, stirred and stuffed the meat back in his stomach.

Wu stilled for a moment and broke his chopsticks with a bang.

"That's it! I'm not eating!"

Chi sat facing on the other side and glared at Wu for a moment. Then a grim smile appeared on the corners of his mouth. He rose silently, went and opened the refrigerator and performed tricks to retrieve several boxes of mutton from deep inside the fridge.

He pushed them in front of Wu and teased him. "You really don't want to eat?"

Wu squinted with it then he fell under the question of lack of confidence, "Where was it?"

"Where..... you say?"

Chi has long been accustomed to it. As long as it is Wu's turn to buy food, he always make sure he is hungry enough to eat ten times the normal serving.

From the kitchen cupboards, Chi brought out their favorite dishes, brought in a clean bowl, poured fresh seafood ingredients, added a little soup and pushed them in front of Wu.

"No one will grab this from you. Eat."

Wu lost his psychological balance and proceeded to eat the meat slowly.

The 1000¥ per pound of mutton that Chi bought did not have the same taste as the one Wu bought. Even if he wasn't a meat connoisseur, Wu could taste the difference while he was eating it. The meat bought by Chi was thin and tender and the smell was full of spices. Those dishes were also filled with brittle and greens. At first glance, you can see that they are fine vegetables not found on supermarket shelves.

After they finished eating, they cleaned up the cupboards together and went to the bathroom to shower.

As Wu was undressing and walked under the sprinkler, he felt Chi's mocking gaze.

"You have filled your stomach, now you look like you got knocked up."

Wu looked and glanced over at Chi. He said unconvincingly, "You eat more than I do! It's the muscles on your stomach that are hard to keep up."

Chi laughed. "How much exercise do I have after dinner and how much exercise do you have? I work hard and all I do with you is a strenuous physical job. What about you? Going to bed, move your lips and moan twice? It's an easy job."

Wu was irritated and turned the water temperature down to the lowest level.

Then he was smashed into the wall by Chi and the shower head was sprayed against Wu's hip seam. Wu struggled and twisted cursing while Chi directed the water in his private area.

The two screamed and fell into the bathtub. Wu felt half of his body was soaked in water while the other half was laying on top of Chi.

"I have mouth ulcers." Wu said.

Chi's big hand held Wu's wet face and he said, "Open your mouth and show me."

"Come on, it hurts even to speak."

Chi comforted his face. "Are you still eating so much mutton? Don't you know it's hot?"

Wu smiled. "Next time you can buy lamb."

"We're changing to being vegetarians tomorrow."

The smile on Wu's face immediately froze and his fist slammed on Chi's lower abdomen.

"You fuck! Then why when it's your turn to buy a meal, you suddenly become a vegetarian? Why then are you wasting my money?"

Chi confided, "You are so rich. Don't you feel a bit cheap?"

"Where do you see that I have money? The money in the account is the company's, not my personal assets."

Chi smiled and gave him the willies. He sat them side by side. "Your little vault has a lot of money in it."

Wu's eyebrows fell and he wheeled twice. "You won't hit that!"

"You are such a magnet rooster."

Wu's face turned red. "What do you mean?"

"Not only you're stingy but also love sucking hair from other's cocks."

Wu had a glimpse of guilt and got up on his feet.

Every time I see a little trick that wasn't worth mentioning, I feel itched. I want to pull his hair and it's not the rare hair, it's just that I want to see him groaning.

After taking a shower, Chi went to Wu.

"What are you being jealous for? It's a bad trait that one."

The ambiguous realization from Chi was projected onto Wu's mouth. Then he replied, "Your cock has this smell? Come and let me smell it."

As he finished speaking, he went on pushing Wu down on the bed then opened his bathrobe.

"Don't.... Don't disturb me."

Wu hurriedly pushed Chi's wrist and said bluntly, "Didn't you always want a new pair of cashmere pants? Well I have fucking bought it for you. You can try wearing it."

Chi took the cashmere trousers over and saw that it has a smaller size but didn't say anything. Chi was struggling with the trousers while Wu's eyes were eagerly waiting to look.

As the salesman said, this section of cashmere pants is highly resilient. Basically, it's not a problem to wear - the waist and legs can stretch since it can withstand vast amounts of stretching. Unfortunately, the crotch area was another story. It's really hard to close it up. The two buttons were so bunched out and his crotch looked like it was about to blow up.

Wu also discovered this problem and could not help but laugh himself.

Chi said, "If you don't want me to be miserable, you better change it to a big one."

Wu did not want to say that this was a special price discount hence nonreturnable and he did not want to pay for a new one - so he unbuttoned the two buttons on Chi's trousers, grabbed his awaiting cock and pulled it out.

Wu asked again, "Is it okay now?"

Chi shook his head.

Wu looked very optimistic. "That's how you should be dressed."

So dressed... so dressed... dressed...

Chi reached under his hand and lifted his awakened dragon with Wu's palm holding it.

"If I'm going to dress like this, aren't you even a little worried?"

"...."

Lying on the bed, Wu secretly thought. Wang Gu sent a snake to Chi and Chi raised it for seven years. Then If I sent him cashmere trousers, can he wear it for seven years? When he was thinking about it, he decided to ask.

Chi said, "If you only buy this one for me, I can wear it for the rest of my life."

What a touching word but it can be heard differenly in the magnet cock's ears.

Fuck! Listening to the meaning of this is not good, he makes me want me to buy another one?

After "fighting" for more than nth rounds, Wu sat around to chat with Chi proving that the iron ass pampering was not a waste of time.

The lights were turned off and the eyelids were closing fast. Wu reacted to one thing.

"Chi, did you eat all the mutton I bought for you?"

Chi's big hand was holding Wu's head and he asked, "Was there something wrong with it?"

In fact, when Chi ate it, his first mouthful knew that the lamb was not pure and it was mixed with duck meat.

Wu's heart was bothered. "Why did you want to eat that? Isn't there a lot of quality lamb left in the fridge?"

"Why would I dare to throw it?" Chi said lowly. "If I throw it, it would have felt that I threw your life with me. If I did not throw it in the refrigerator, maybe one day you're going to be stealing food."

Wu particularly disagreed and said, "I'll give you a large size cashmere trousers for tomorrow."

Chi laughed. "Forget it, I want this one. It feels nice when I wear it."

"Then you can wear a thick boxer inside and be careful of leaks."

Chi patted the back of Wu's head with a rough palm and did not speak.

Wu felt his head and said, "Or any other else? You always say that I'm not working hard, why won't I come to serve you tomorrow?"

Chi gave a very masculine look at him. "That would be a good thing."

Opposite ideas but with the same smile - the two embraced and slept.