Evil Alien Zombies Stole My Washing Machine

Gregg Launderson is on a mission. All he wanted was to clean his clothes and go to work but now he's caught in the middle of an intergalactic war. Meanwhile the galaxy's rarest resource - a mysterious substance known only as DE'TRRRG'ENT - is in short supply. Will Gregg be able to end the washing wars in time to reach his date, or will the earth have to face a threat beyond any humanity could ever have conceived.