Roscoe nods. "She plays guitar in a band called Saint Homunculus," he says. "My partner, Fornam, normally handles their shows, but I hear that they'll play Hog Throne if it reopens."
"I hope you're not looking for a donation to reopen, uh, Hog Throne."
"Okay, this is important: is it a throne for hogs or a throne made of hogs?"
"Great, so how do I get it to reopen?" By punching someone, I hope, rather than sending out fundraising emails.
"Is Fornam one of the Three Families? Are you? I'm still trying to put everything together."
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