Monarch of Kingdoms

A gay Prince Arthur falls for San, his moe-like male bard, on this wonky adventure quest packed with lots of stuff except the kitchen sink.



As tiffin brews in a certain wonky kingdom, some random affair has developed to engage the following party. Overpowered kind witches. A talking horse who likes to gamble. A fatherly sea dragon. A Bard. Two gay kings of old. And one man fated to retrieve a holey cup. All revolving around a strapping handsome prince, nicknamed the 'Once and Future King', who is on a deliver-sword quest to retain his rights to his favorite reading materials. Inadvertently throws himself onto the path of uniting his kingdom against an evil overseas invasion from some mysterious Shadow Order of Cynics.



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I was told, a certain JP novel site CEO had rejected this novel as a Incredibly Ridiculous Fantasy for a BL. My reaction was, "Why thank you good Sir. Tiffin on the house for you, sweet-buns."



Ye, I don't expect any commercial interest. This novel defo isn't the WN formula. So I'm sure it'll be largely ignored by one and many. This is purely written for fun and giggles. It's a Monty Pythons format. Expect crazy and random Light Novel shenanigans.



[Cover image of men: Webnovel AI Generated]