Chapter 8 Quest from the Hentai Hero

The next day, as I expected, many people were looking at me, because loud moans were coming from our room almost all night, and when some people saw three women leaving the room, many started to get angry.

I could have installed soundproofing! But why would I need that? No, I don't have such a fetish, I just wanted people to know, to be jealous, to be indignant that they won't be able to reach the stars that are in my power.

Many guys wanted to approach me in the morning, it's not clear what their intentions were, but they were left lying in a dark alley after my girls beat them up.

In fact, I stopped them so that they wouldn't kill these guys... for now. Because even if we get rid of the bodies, they will still be looking for people, and then someone will say that they pestered me, and it will turn out that I am a suspect in their disappearance. Of course I wouldn't care, but it would hinder our information gathering. Of course, if our plan fails, I can always go the route of destruction and destroy the city, like in canon.

At the moment, we were in the guild, looking at the quest board. Honestly, when I imagined the adventurers' guild before, it seemed to me that being a member of it would be cool... But it wasn't. Standing in line just to take a quest, and you also need to take a quest that matches your rank... I don't remember all that.

Of course, I heard many other adventurers whispering about me, and in very unpleasant words, that I had to mentally hold Artoria and Narberal back so that they wouldn't start a massacre.

Not finding the quest I needed, I approached the woman who was behind the counter. It was a different woman, not the one who registered us.

"We want to take the quest, the most dangerous for our rank." I said.

"Are you sure?" she asked, lifting her glasses.

"Yes, I'm sure." I simply answered.

"Okay, I'll see what we have and get back to you." the woman said, to which I simply nodded.

"Sorry miss." I heard a voice, which was most likely addressed to me.

Turning towards the voice, I saw a group of guys looking at me.

"Speak." I said.

I saw the guy blush at my voice, but I didn't care, I was just curious about what he wanted to tell us.

"Would you like to help us with the tasks?" he asked.

"Help you say? Well, go ahead, I'll listen to what this task is." I said.

"It will be easier for us if we sit down somewhere," he answered, to which I nodded and followed them to the second floor, where there was a large table at which we all sat down.

As soon as we sat down, the guy spoke again.

"First, I want to introduce myself. My name is Peter Mork, the leader of the Dark Swords squad."- he said, then pointed to another blond guy.

"And this is the eyes and ears of our squad, ranger Lukeluther Volve."

"Hello," said the ranger, and his smile made me want to puke. It's immediately obvious that he's a pervert who pesters women.

And of course, it wasn't only me who looked disgusted, but my girls too.

"This is a big guy, he owns healing magic and controls nature, our druid Dyne Woodwonder."- he said, pointing to a bearded man.

"Pleased to meet you!" the druid said, nodding to us.

"And finally, the brains of our little squad, Ninya," the young man who was the smallest in their squad ordered.

He simply nodded to us.

I sighed, looking at them.

"That's all well and good, but I didn't come here to listen to your names, like a troupe of traveling artists who can't make money from their performances." I said sharply.

They all flinched at my voice.

"Then I'd better say a few words about our mission. We simply have to destroy all the monsters in the vicinity of our city."

"Monster hunting?" I asked.

"Yes, would you like to join us?" he asked in response.

I thought for a moment and answered.

"Okay."

"Well, that's great," he said, extending his hand to me, which I shook.

"But you still haven't told me your names." said the pervert who was staring at us. I just sighed and replied.

"My name is Lucifer, these two are Artoria and Narberal. That's all I can say."

"Do you have boyfriends?" he asked, and after his words, a killing intent fell upon him, which everyone in the guild felt.

I saw how this group turned pale and began to choke.

I just looked at the guy with disdain, and began to speak, in a voice that could tear anyone to pieces.

"These two girls are my wives." I said, and removed the killing intent.

They all sighed in relief and began to look at me with apprehension.

I just got up from the table, and after taking one last look at the group of clowns, I turned around and walked towards the exit, saying:

"We'll be waiting for you at the city gates. It would be better if you didn't stay too long."

On my way out of the guild, I saw the administrator who went to look for a quest for us. I saw how she also turned pale, but she pulled herself together and said.

"There's been a request for your services," she said, her voice shaking a little.

I raised an eyebrow and asked.

"From whom?"

"From Nfirea Bareare."- she said and some guy approached her.

Honestly, when I saw him I wanted to laugh. Was this guy the main character of a hentai? And all because of his bangs that hide his eyes.

Artoria and Narberal grabbed their swords, not without reason, since I also felt something strange about this guy.

I put my hands on the girls' shoulders, shaking my head. They immediately lowered their weapons, but continued to look at this guy.

"Nice to meet you! I was the one who applied for your services…"- I interrupted him by raising my hand.

"I already have a task."- I said.

"Lucifer, this is a personal application."- said the leader of the clowns.

"So what? Should I give up the mission I agreed to because of this?" I asked.

"But…" I raised my hand, sighing.

"Okay, I at least want to listen to this hentai hero." I said.

"Hentai hero?" This alchemist asked me.

"You're still young, what is this?" I said, although I don't think he will ever know what this is, unless I want to advance this world many eras forward in the future, but that will be later.

Returning to the table again, the alchemist spoke

"My name is Nfirea Bareare, I am the town's healer, I want to send you to the forest near Carne Village to collect medicinal plants, I want you to accompany me and protect me."

Carne Village, isn't this Enri's home village that I saved from the pigeons? Do I want to accept this quest? So far, everything is going exactly as in the original in terms of the plot, except for a couple of details, but...

"Okay, I will accept this quest." I said, and looked at the group whose quests I wanted to help with.

"I will have to refuse the quest with you for now." I said.

"I understand..." the leader replied.

I turned my gaze to the hentai hero.

"Well. shall we get going?"