Under the cover of night, on the cliff…
"En~ en en," two figures were entwined on the giant rock atop the cliff.
"Not bad, Ivysaur. I didn't know your kissing skills were so good," Ash said, pulling away and looking at Ivysaur's flushed face.
"Naughty~ it's all because you keep kissing me," Ivysaur said, blushing and rolling her eyes at Ash. Her red face and the glistening saliva at the corners of her mouth were incredibly tempting.
"Haha, I'm just helping you practice," Ash chuckled, reaching out to touch Ivysaur's breasts. "Look how much they've grown."
"Stop it, we have important things to do. This isn't the time for this," Ivysaur protested, her face turning even redder.
"Okay, okay. We'll do it after we're done," Ash said, withdrawing his hand with a smile.
"Hmph, can't you think of anything else?" Ivysaur gave Ash a disapproving look.
"Haha," Ash laughed, wrapping arm around Ivysaur's waist and lifting her up despite her surprised squeal.
"I can do this too," Ash said with a grin.
"You're such a rascal~ I hate you," Ivysaur said, nestling against Ash's chest shyly.
Over the past two days, Ash and Ivysaur's relationship had deepened significantly, and they were closer than ever. Looking down at the sleeping Pokémon on the cliff below, Ash had a plan for capturing the Geodude.
"Baby, watch and learn how to catch a Geodude," Ash said, planting a kiss on Ivysaur's cheek.
"En~" Ivysaur replied softly, her voice barely a whisper.
Ash chuckled, taking a Poké Ball in his left hand. "Go, Pidgeotto," he said, releasing her.
"Go," Ash commanded.
"Chirp" Pidgeotto glared at Ash and Ivysaur before turning and flying towards the nearest Geodude on the cliff.
Pidgeotto pecked at the Geodude with her beak, disturbing its sleep. The Geodude, annoyed, tried to swat her away, but Pidgeotto was agile and continued to peck at it.
Finally, the Geodude had enough and stood up, glaring at Pidgeotto. "What the hell? Who are you? Can't a guy get some sleep around here?" it grumbled.
Pidgeotto glared back, "Who are you calling 'guy,' you stupid rock? You're asking for it, aren't you?"
The Geodude, enraged, swung its fist at Pidgeotto, but she deftly dodged and pecked at the Geodude's head.
The Geodude, furious, used Rollout, charging towards Pidgeotto. Pidgeotto dodged and flew back towards Ash, where Ivysaur, now in her Pokémon form, along with Rattata and Abra, were hiding behind a rock, waiting for the Geodude.
As the Geodude approached their hiding spot, Ivysaur took the opportunity to use Leech Seed, hitting the Geodude on the back of the head. Rattata charged out, using Super Fang on the Geodude's hand, while Abra used Psychic.
"Boom," the Geodude cried out in pain, falling to the ground.
The Geodude stood up, slamming its fists on the ground, sending stone shards flying towards Ivysaur and the others.
Ivysaur dodged and used a Razor Leaf, hitting the Geodude. Pidgeotto also avoided the attack and used Air Slash. Rattata used Quick Attack, and Abra used Teleport to avoid the attack, reappearing behind the Geodude, while Abra used Confusion from the back.
The Geodude was powerful, and if any of the four had faced it alone, only Ivysaur might have had a chance of winning. Even with all four working together, it took a lot of time and effort. Finally, Ivysaur used Sleep Powder, putting the Geodude to sleep, and they emerged victorious.
Ash captured the Geodude with a Poké Ball, happily kissing each of his Pokémon on the mouth.
Ash put his Pokémon away, looking at the sky as it began to lighten. A sinister smile played on his lips. "That little fat kid is in for it now."
The next afternoon at Cerulean City Gym.
Ash smiled broadly as he faced the Fat Kid, handing him the Poké Ball containing the Geodude.
The Fat Kid grinned, taking the Poké Ball and handing Ash one containing Vileplume in exchange.
Ash's smile widened as he took the Poké Ball. "Thanks, take good care of my Vileplume," he said.
The Fat Kid laughed and turned to leave.
"Wait, I have something to show you," Ash called out, stopping the Kid. The Fat Kid turned back. "What is it?"
"Something good," Ash said, extending his right hand. "See what's in here?"
The Fat Kid leaned in closer to Ash's hand.
"This is a hand. What's the matter? Ah," Ash punched the Fat Kid squarely in the eye.
The blow sent the Fat Kid crashing to the ground. Ash straddled him, raining down blows on his face with a 'Get Back punch.'
Slap, slap, slap
"Ah… what are you doing?" the Fat Kid cried out in panic, trying to cover his face.
"Fuck you, you little shit. You almost got me killed. Damn your grandmother's thighs... You didn't tell me Geodude are pack animals, and I almost became bone dust on Mt. Moon because of you," Ash shouted, hitting harder with each word.
"I... I didn't know... Big brother, spare me, I really didn't know, don't hit me anymore," the Fat Kid begged.
Ash continued to strike him for nearly half an hour before finally stopping, looking down at the Fat Kid, whose face was now swollen and puffy, resembling a pig's head.
"Feels good," Ash said, flexing his slightly reddened fists, feeling a rush of satisfaction, like he had just had sex.
"I don't feel good," the Fat Kid whimpered, his trembling arm protesting weakly.
Ash ignored the Fat Kid's pitiful gaze and walked into the Cerulean City Gym.
Today was the day of the Cerulean City Gym's water ballet performance, and Ash wasn't about to miss it. He was looking forward to seeing the beautiful performers.
"Ladies, I'm here," Ash said with a smirk as he entered the gym.