"Coding immortality? That'll be 99 spirit stones per month."
When Lin Feng, a Silicon Valley programmer, got hit by a delivery drone, he expected heaven. Not a sword-riddled cultivation world where talismans cost more than his lifetime student debt. His salvation? A glowing QR code tattooed on his soul: 「Spirit OS 1.0」.
Now, he’s disrupting the ancient dao:
Swipe Left to Slay — Dating app algorithms to dodge yandere demonesses
F2P Cultivation — Watch ads for qi refills (30s = +1% meridians)
Blockchain Blood Oaths — Smart contracts that auto-execute betrayers
But his ultimate hack? Selling "DLC" to immortals:
"Tinder for Tribulations" (Premium) — AI predicts lightning strikes
"OnlyFaeans" (VIP only) — Live streams from moon palace boudoirs
"NFT Divine Beasts" — Unique digital pets with real combat power
WARNING: System glitches may include:
Crashing celestial markets
Hacking the Heavenly Dao's firewall
Accidentally making the Ice Phoenix Sect CEO fall for him... with a buggy love potion app
In this world, you don’t cultivate to godhood. You CODE it.
Just pray your subscription doesn’t expire mid-battle.