Doulou: I was struck by lightning at the beginning

A Waste Spirit? Blue Silver Grass? A mutated spirit... but only 0.5 innate spirit power? Still defective!?I... I’m doomed. Wait no. Fortunately, I’ve read the original work. I know how this world runs. There’s only one way out for me now: I have to hijack the plot! I am the Eldest Brother of Tang Sect, after all! Xiao San, I’ve already booked your cheat for myself!