Reincarnation?

I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a dazzling light. Damn, are the lights in the hospital this bright? The light engulfed my entire vision, I squinted my eyes in discomfort as the brightness hurt my eyes. 

I blinked a few times, my vision slowly adjusted.

I opened my eyes wide.

I'm outdoors? I thought as I looked up at the clear blue sky, is this really Japan? I don't think I have ever seen the sky this clearly. Not that I ever looked at it though, maybe it was always like that.

A loud shriek came from somewhere close by.

Well someone's having a panic attack I thought to myself.

I felt something move from my back, the platform on my back that supported me is releasing? I began falling toward the floor.

Huh?

I fell hard onto my back, Owowow, a sharp pain pierced my body.

Shit that was painful.

I tried to stand back up.

I couldn't move my body? I mean, I could sort of move my arms and fingertips around a bit, but I couldn't sit up from my laid down position.

That was a pretty serious accident I had gotten myself into, there's a good chance I can't move every part of my body. Maybe I was in a coma or something? If that's the case, my life would be a fucking shitshow.

I tried to reach for the floor to push myself into an upright position.

Huh? I can't even touch the floor? Did I get my arms amputated? No way, I could feel them just now.

I looked down at my body… 

Reincarnation.

I have read this in a couple of LNs, they are quite common, especially when you are reading the isekai styled stories. 

I thought it was weird, since why would the hospital let someone in a coma outside? Looking down at my body I'm able to confirm getting reincarnated as a fact, at the very least if I was dreaming I dreamt getting reincarnated, my arms and legs are tiny… not to mention my dick, not saying as if it was ever big, I guess that's what the size of an infant looks like. But why are my memories of my prior life still intact? I thought they were supposed to be erased or something, Hey, I mean I'm not complaining. 

So… Now what? I looked around, analysing my environment, I seemed to be in some back alley of sorts.

By now I figured I wasn't in Japan, it doesn't seem like Japan at least, but where am I? Maybe western Europe? If I dive deeper into my delusions, maybe another world? I mean there's no way right? That sorta stuff only happens in stories, right? Right?

Turns out that I wasn't in fact 'right', but that's going a bit too far.

Hours had passed… Since I first opened my eyes in this unfamiliar place, the sun was shining from right above me, the sunlight glared my entire vision, even thinking back now it hurts my eyes, it should have been around noon back then…

And now— the sun is about to set.

Fuck. If this continues on I would starve to death before I even get a chance to live. Why can't I have gotten a better spawn point, sigh— I wished that I could just go back and start all over again, dying as an unnamed abandoned baby isn't in my checklist of things to do in another world.

This might waste a lot of energy but I guess I don't have a choice by now, I really need to get someone's attention fast, anyone's. I take a deep breath in, my lungs fill up with air, I muster up all the strength I can manage— 

"Waahh! Blaah!"

Only a weak whining blabbling sound came out of my mouth, I know my baby lungs are weak and all but— Huh? Didn't I try to scream for help? The fuck was that?

Sigh— No one is coming, maybe this is what I get for retaining my memories after reincarnation, talk about being harsh… This might just be God's punishment on me for breaking the rules or something.

Another few more minutes went by…

All of a sudden, everything went dark. Huh? Did the sun set that quickly? Guess it's different here wherever 'here' is. I looked over to check on the situation.

Wait… No, there was still a sliver of sunlight shining from the sides of the alley, but something was blocking the light from getting onto my body…

It wasn't something, but someone…

I looked up, I became aware that a young blonde hair lady was looking down at me. She was a beauty, I haven't seen somebody so gorgeous in real life for quite a while, I mean I haven't seen anyone in quite the while. It was kind of hard to define her features in the shade, but all I know is that she is one gorgeous girl— no, no, she's definitely a woman.

The woman leaned down.

Woahhhh. Her tits are huge, I wonder if I can cop a feel?

I reached up.

Shit I forgot I'm a baby again, god damn it.

She slowly reached down and picked me up, she looked at me with a warm smile. 

I might be getting bricked up right now…

"*#@% *&%$#@!, *&^$%#@ #@!%$."

The way she spoke was weird, I have never heard any language like that before, it a hundred percent wasn't Japanese, it wasn't English either, I couldn't understand a word she was saying, but by her tone and voice I could imagine the basic meaning of that sentence, she was probably comforting me saying something in the lines of "Don't worry, you'll be alright."

After that she turned around and walked out of the alleyway, then I was able to see her face crystal clear, she was really a beauty, her blond hair contrasted well with her purplish blue eye and her ears— Heh? Her ears are sharp? She's an elf?!