In a cemetery. Tombstones glow softly. A group of kids are filming a TokTok challenge called "#CorpseVibeCheck."
One whispered:
"My dad says dying is a tax write-off now."
"My mom's an influencer in Hell," another replied.
"She says the algorithms are better down there."
The camera pans up.
Sky full of trending hashtags.
Static crackles.
One final notification:
🔔 New post from @GOD!
Caption:
"Y'all ruined it."