16: You Take Me for a Wishing Well?

"Doctor, I have a disease of not wanting to go to work. Is there any way for me to completely not have to go to work?"

Looking at Wei Yi in front of her, Qingque asked with a very serious face.

"?" Are you trying to make fun of me?

"Hello, this guest, I can currently only treat physical illnesses. I'm a bit helpless with this kind of thing. It's impossible for me to be a wishing well while also treating physical illnesses."

Wei Yi looked at Qingque as if to say, "You seem to have a big problem," he said with some helplessness.

Qingque's performance couldn't help but remind him of a meme he had once seen.

"Baby, please go see a doctor. I can't be your psychologist and mom and x-toy and best friend and worst enemy and life coach at the same time."

And Qingque's current performance was as if to say, why can't you be a doctor and a "psychologist" at the same time?

Of course, that's also because Wei Yi didn't know Feixiao's true identity. Otherwise, he would have found that most of the things mentioned above were actually quite consistent... After all, the two of them did indeed play quite a bit sometimes...

"Ahem, then to put it another way, is there any medicine that can make a person not so active? Like, they won't say anything when they see me slacking off and playing cards, just the kind that's particularly lazy."

Qingque looked at Wei Yi, who looked like he was joking, and still said with some unwillingness.

"Oh, I don't have what you're talking about here, but I know how to make a person like that."

"Doctor! You must tell me how!"

Qingque looked at Wei Yi as if he were a savior, almost kneeling down to him.

"It's simple. Go find a projection of the Aeon of Nihility and let his shadow envelop you. A light influence will turn you into a world-weary, gloomy person. A deep influence will directly turn you into a self-annihilator."

Qingque: ?

"Ahem, doctor, you seem to be a bit extreme."

Qingque looked at Wei Yi. She just wanted to slack off a bit, not to completely get rid of her dear Master Diviner Fu Xuan...

Xianzhou natives are always compromising. You see, when Wei Yi proposed a more ridiculous thing, Qingque abandoned her previous somewhat unrealistic idea.

Speaking of which, Qingque was able to come here also because a newly acquainted card friend yesterday said that there was a divine doctor in this Chang'an Sky, and his medicine cured all diseases.

Qingque had nothing to do, and on her way to play cards in the morning, she passed by here, so she had a whim to come and see. She didn't expect this doctor to be a bit too extreme.

With disappointment, Qingque left.

At noon, after finishing lunch, Wei Yi did not open his shop, but hung up a closure sign, planning to go to the festival for a walk.

The festival lasted for seven days, and today was only the first day. In addition to the lively various markets, the most important event was the parade.

Composed of people from all walks of life, they wore armor and walked on the street. From the Jade Gate all the way to Weiyang Palace, you could see their long traces.

Wei Yi was originally not interested in this kind of thing, but yesterday Feixiao said that she was also in this parade, so Wei Yi became interested.

"Let's go and see."

With that, Wei Yi, dressed in a white robe, walked towards the market of Chang'an Sky.

As a festival held once every few decades, the Yaoqing Xianzhou naturally attached great importance to it. Both the vendors' stalls and various activity booths were planned very neatly.

In the market, the flow of people was like a weaving shuttle, bustling with activity, lively and extraordinary. People rubbed shoulders, and laughter and cheers were intertwined into a sea of joy.

Between the stalls, all kinds of goods were dazzling. The snack stalls with overflowing aromas had even longer queues. The diners either waited patiently or ate heartily, their satisfied expressions overflowing.

"Where are you two going?"

Wei Yi looked at Yunli and Xiangling next to a snack stall. They had only just met yesterday, but today, the two of them had already become very good friends. Looking at the backpacks on their backs, it was clear that they were going somewhere.

"Ah, it's Teacher Wei. Yunli and I are planning to go hunting! With Miss Yunli's help, we can definitely catch something more powerful. This time, we must get a big one!"

Xiangling saw Wei Yi and waved her hand and said.

At first, Xiangling called Wei Yi 'Brother Wei', but Wei Yi found it unpleasant, so he asked Xiangling to change her address.

After all, being called 'Brother Wei' always made him feel like he was not very good...

"That's right! With my help this time, we will definitely get super amazing ingredients!"

"Among us chefs, there are many legendary ingredients with super high gourmet levels that cannot be captured. Some chefs have even given their lives for these ingredients. This time, we will definitely succeed! Hmph hmph!"

Yunli and Xiangling patted their newly developed small chests, both with a confident face.

"As long as you're happy. But remember, don't take risks. This Xianzhou still has many dangerous places that you can't handle."

"Don't worry, we have a sense of proportion. As for the ingredients, there won't be anything particularly difficult to deal with."

Facing Wei Yi's叮嘱 (dingzhu - exhortation), the two of them both nodded and said.

Then the two of them left. Wei Yi could only hear Yunli muttering: "There is a fish in the northern sea, its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot... hehe, it's delicious just thinking about it..."

After the two left, Wei Yi saw Sushang not far away.

At this time, she was standing under the shade of a tree by the roadside, listless and looking sleep-deprived.

"This Cloud Knight is really tiring. Do you have to be on duty like this every day?"

Wei Yi walked over and greeted Sushang.

"I don't want to either... but I was put on a pedestal... The day before yesterday, I inexplicably caught a few rioting members of the Disciples of the Sanctus Medicus here in Chang'an Sky. Yesterday, I inexplicably encountered a troublemaking company employee... My mom has been looking at me with new eyes these two days. The look in her eyes is full of love... I'm a little unused to it for a while. I have no other choice. I don't want to disappoint my old mom, so I can only run out..."

With that, she stuck her family's heirloom sword, Xuanyuan, into the ground and leaned against it.

Her old mom had pulled her up early in the morning to practice her sword, which made her want to take a nap in the afternoon...

"Then I won't disturb you..."

Watching the other party yawn, Wei Yi waved at the other party and left.

In the distance, the parade had already arrived. On the roadside were crowds of onlookers, or tourists from other places.

"My dear, it seems you came out alone. Since that's the case, do you want to play something fun—"

Just as Wei Yi was about to squeeze into the crowd, behind him, a pair of small hands patted his shoulder, and then Sparkle's voice came from behind.

Turning around, he saw Sparkle in a goldfish costume looking at him with a charming smile.

"Not interested."

Wei Yi shook his head, his expression blank.

"Really - I've discovered the movements of the Denizens of Abundance. If it gets chaotic, the civilians here will suffer, you know—"

Sparkle looked at Wei Yi with a smile.

"Lead the way."

Wei Yi said without hesitation.

His wife might be in this procession right now. He couldn't let anything happen to her.

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