Quantum Stupidity

In the year 3042, reality is unstable, space janitors are elite, and the universe is just one bad decision away from turning into a sitcom. Enter Captain Bazook—a caffeine-fueled ex-hacker with questionable leadership skills—and his crew aboard Plunger XIV, the galaxy’s least functional maintenance vessel.



After accidentally activating the Quantum Blender—a top-secret engine that scrambles space-time like breakfast eggs—Bazook and his sentient toaster sidekick, Crumb, must fix the fabric of reality before it collapses into cosmic chaos. Along the way, they’ll survive interpretive alien languages, bureaucratic planets, rogue AI jazz concerts, and romantic entanglements across dimensions.



A hundred chapters of galactic absurdity await, each messier than the last. Will Bazook save existence? Or will he accidentally reboot it as a romantic comedy starring cows?