"Brothers, do help a brother out this time..." As he spoke of his woes, Dong Tianleng wiped his tears away which were quickly replaced by new ones. His face was full of mucus and tears – he did not resemble even the slightest bit of his lawless, unruly self back. "I-I can't bear to live anymore..."
The mustard was truly effective!
The crowd was clearly astounded by his bizarre antics as they mused beneath their breaths. "Has this boy gone out of his mind?"
"Sigh... it is hard to explain in just a few words..." Dong Tianleng continued to blubber. "Perhaps I have been spending to much time in the limelight recently, inciting jealousy at every corner. I'm not saying that only a dimwit wouldn't incur envy of course, but… sigh, it was just yesterday when I was targeted by ill-intentioned men. The two pieces of a treasure map… they were gone within a single exchange of glances… sigh…"