Lotte Mart, here I come!

Noon.

This piece of news exploded.

These days, news reports no longer relied on traditional print media. Whenever something happened, the news would be published online within a matter of minutes.

"Zhang Ye falls into a well!"

"Zhang the famous host, singer, and artist, falls into a well!"

"Rescued by the concerted efforts of the people, Zhang Ye fortunately escapes without a scratch!"

"Video of Zhang Ye's fall into a well!"

"Set of 56 photos detailing Zhang Ye's fall into a well!"

"A collection of 56 HD photographs of Zhang Ye's fall into a well!"

On Weibo.

WeChat Moments.

In the forums.

It was posted everywhere.

"Pfft!"

"That fellow fell into a well?"

"I heard that he fell in twice!"

"I'm cramping up with laughter. To think that Zhang Ye also has his unfortunate moments!"

"This fellow has done too many wicked things before!"