Sleeping Will Make You Fair

Meet Gu Yu—a college dropout and a talented incense maker, and at the same time, the rather stoic protagonist of this story. Despite his somewhat introverted manner, he has a tendency to make sarcastic remarks in his thoughts. One day, after saving a squirrel, a windfall (metaphorically and literally) dropped into his lap.Stumbling into the cultivation world with little help, he was not turned into Superman overnight (as he would like). Apparently, becoming a cultivator would not make your life easier, at least in the beginning.
Somewhere along the road, he ran into Jiang Xiaozhai, a young woman who’s got the brains, the beauty, and maybe one or two secrets of her own. As it turned out, the two made a perfect team—Mulder-and-Scully style. Motivated by many unanswered questions, they had been running up and down the country, getting into all kinds of trouble, and learning more of the modern cultivation world, which is by no means the same as in the ages long past…

Kurisu

Pursuing Immortality

SophiaX

Apart from the chest and the ding-a-ling, it basically adheres to one truth: the smaller, the cuter.


Gu Yu is now about three inches tall, roughly ten centimeters. He has a head and feet, and his body is glowing faintly. His facial features aren't so clear and look just like a strange doll.


Xiaozhai can't touch him with her physical body, so she turns spiritual energy into threads, weaves her hands into a dense net, and holds the Primordial Spirit with a thin gap in between. The more she looks, the more amusing and cute she finds him, and she wants to... daily...


Though it lacks length and hardness, it makes up for it with flexibility and versatility, toeing no blind spots. The straw effigy monks could stand to learn a thing or two!


Old Gu was quite frustrated. He sent a mental force across, "Let me go over!"


Xiaozhai continued to want to... daily.


Chapter 601: You Have to Kill the Old Man to Reap the Rewards