Monkey and Its Keyboard

The onlookers saw this monkey holding a toy keyboard and thought that it was the same type of act as the first monkey holding the toy erhu and playing "Two Springs Reflecting the Moon." It would be nothing more than random hits on the keyboard. It would be somewhat like typing. Momentarily, they lost interest in the act. They would rather watch monkeys perform somersaults. Many requested to see monkeys perform that or climb the poles.

The man smiled. "Please, everyone, do you think that I, an old man, am deliberately fooling you? Let me tell you, it is real typing. If you don't believe me, in a moment's time, please look very carefully!"

With that, the woman took a tablet from the trunk of the car and started a word processing app. The couple used the tablet to watch movies every night by stealing other people's Wi-Fi.

Someone dismissively said, "What typing? It's merely randomly hitting the tablet. It is you that is saying that it is typing!"