Angry Squirrel

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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"Fire Wall! Fire Wall! Fire Wall! Fire Wall! Fire Wall! Fire Wall! Fire Wall! Fire Wall! …The boss is going underground—main tank, forward! Watch your positions! Those who die to the boss's AOE should punish themselves by standing in a corner! Any idiots who run into the boss's Fire Wall should join the second team tomorrow! Our team is an elite one with no room for idiots!"

[You still aren't tired of playacting?!]

[With the AOE attack most of the undead perished. Comrade Rolo Big Hammer has now gone underground—whoops—he's brought out a second hammer, one in each hand! He's managed to successfully change job classes to Rolo Two Hammers! With one hammer—with just one hammer—he sent the Snake Archduchess flying! Use your ultimate ability, Rolo Two Hammers! System Notification: I've heard female streamers like me are really popular right now. I did a wonderful job, no? Where's my reward money?]

Total Annihilation