Angry Squirrel

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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"Owe me a debt? I'm sorry, that would be fine for other species, but I'll never allow a dragon to owe me a debt. I've been interacting with dragons for a long time now.

Allowing them to owe me a debt is the same as allowing them to never return my money… they're on the same level of schoolyard bullies."

I unhesitatingly spoke about my negative impression of dragons. Wasn't I right? Borrowing money and not returning it? Stealing a little kid's toys? Wasn't this exactly what schoolyard bullies did?

"Isn't is racial discrimination? Aren't you discriminating against dragons in Dragon City? Do you have a death wish?"

"I think it's indeed fine to discriminate against dragons' concept of honesty. Have you ever tried to borrow money from another dragon?"

I continued speaking casually, but inside, I was hugely on guard.

What does such an old veteran want with me?

Secret Information from the Past