Angry Squirrel

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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"The dragons still haven't come to a decision?"

"My sincerest apologies, but not yet. The lords are still in discussion. I shall notify you if there's any news."

The Silver Dragon that greeted me had the best of etiquette. He was also incredibly handsome—all Silver Dragons preferred handsome or beautiful forms—but no matter what he said, he couldn't change the fact that the dragon leader council was incredibly inefficient at determining overall policies that would affect all the dragons. Four days had passed since I last spoke to Horus, and they had not even reached a basic agreement among themselves.

I understood why they had such a council system but couldn't agree with using such a system at all.

Chaotic Situation