Angry Squirrel

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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Everyone was looking at me as if my decision would decide the fate of the world… Yep, that was indeed the truth. The decision I was currently facing would indeed decide the fate of all of Eich.

Apart from math test problems, it was rare that the world had absolutely correct answers. While every answer had its benefits, there would also be losses.

At such a time when all eyes were upon me, being ambiguous would be impossible. I then made my choice.

Karwenz excitedly looked at me, as if he could already anticipate my answer.

"This is Hell, so let's act according to Hell's rules. Both Goddesses have obviously committed severe crimes, but there's still differences…"

I did my best to come up with an answer that wouldn't sound too biased.

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