Angry Squirrel

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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People would always be on guard against a salesman who suddenly visited, or a friendly helper who arrived unexpectedly. This was all the more so in a place like the Chaos Abyss.

But while the enemy of an enemy might not be a friend, there was the possibility of becoming allies.

And so, I "coincidentally" met with a Bloodspear lizardmen scout team right in front of the dark dwarves' fortress. Then, I had a major fight and killed off two entire squadrons of lizardmen. After that, the dark dwarves welcomed me in.

Of course, the main reason why I had been able to enter so easily was probably due to the dark dwarf who kept hopping up and down on the fortress wall while pointing at me.

"Master, Master, we can't understand the martial arts manual that you sold us."

The moment I walked through the gate of the dark dwarves' fortress, the rash dark dwarf from before came looking for me. It seemed that he had a rather high status in this tribe.

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