Angry Squirrel

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.
“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”
“Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”
I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

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"Harloys, what do you think the most important factor is for a successful assassination?"

Since I was far too bored at the long wait, I started chatting with Harloys.

"Assassination? I've never been an assassin before... But, I have received anti-assassin training before. The main thing is to be on guard against strangers, and not to go to dangerous and isolated locations with no exits. If I had to say, the most important factor for an assassination is to appear at a critical location at a critical time when the enemy isn't on guard."

"That's right. The most important thing for an assassin is patience, patience..."

We were currently in my personal Hell world rather than Shupnus's personal palace. Preparing for an assassination wouldn't attract any attention from others here.

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